O Wednesday, July came huffing with its CPI briefcase, and Bitcoin, that coy debutante, curtseyed at $122 499 before tripping on the ballroom rug to $118 000-thus refusing to wear the new crown. The orchestra groaned, traders clutched monocles, but see: life went on humming like a metro train minus one carriage.
Meanwhile in Alt-Circus-grad, the provincial tokens cartwheeled in triple-digit leotards. OKB, drunk on its own press release, somersaulted 130 % and pinned itself to the tent ceiling at an all-time altitude above $135. Citizens applauded, the ringmaster counted tips, some spectators caught coins in teeth like hungry gulls. 🪙🪙🪙
The bell tolled: $120k again, but BTC still keeps blowing on the ember of suspense as if warming tiny bourgeois hands. Dominance is diluting itself like socialist coffee-now under 58 %-prompting prophets to whisper “Altseason!” between sneezes and espresso.
GT, CRV, PUMP trot modest 13-15 % upgrades-like understudies receiving polite nods-while SOL, DOGE, ADA firework into double-digit huzzahs. Ethereum, that eternal sophomore, scales $4 600 waving its 2021 report card, shouting “Next?”
The market cap balloon swells to $4.16 trillion, helium supplied by collective delirium and winking memes 🎈. My dear investor, read the snowflakes on the screen, then go walk the dog-there may be free kibble on the sidewalk by nightfall.
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2025-08-13 12:41