🚨 Bitcoin vs. Gold: Schiff’s Epic Takedown or CZ’s Comeback? 🚨

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Peter Schiff declares Bitcoin a flop as digital gold, while CZ laughs it off and Bitcoin teeters on the edge of a cliff-or does it? 🎢💰

 

Oh, Peter Schiff, the eternal Bitcoin grinch, is at it again! 🎭 This time, he’s claiming Bitcoin has failed harder than a Mel Brooks movie flop (and that’s saying something!). According to him, Bitcoin can’t hold a candle to gold, which is apparently the Beyoncé of assets. 👸✨

Schiff’s latest rant comes as Bitcoin underperforms gold, losing 32% of its value since August. He’s calling this the “de-bitcoinization” phase, which sounds like a bad sci-fi movie title. 🛸💥 He’s urging investors to ditch their “fool’s gold” and hug their gold bars like they’re the last slice of pizza. 🍕

Schiff’s Gold-Plated Takedown of Bitcoin

Schiff’s beef with Bitcoin? It’s as volatile as a Mel Brooks comedy sketch and can’t keep up with gold. He says Bitcoin’s promises of being a hedge against inflation are about as reliable as a chocolate teapot. 🍫☕

In a tweet that screams “I told you so,” Schiff declared, Gold is eating Bitcoin’s lunch. Bitcoin is now down 32% priced in gold since its August high. This Bitcoin bear market will be brutal. HODLers, sell your fool’s gold now and buy the real thing, or have fun going broke. 😂💸

Gold is eating Bitcoin’s lunch. Bitcoin is now down 32% priced in gold since its August high. This Bitcoin bear market will be brutal. HODLers, sell your fool’s gold now and buy the real thing, or have fun going broke.

– Peter Schiff (@PeterSchiff)

Schiff’s basically saying Bitcoin is the New Coke of the financial world-a flashy idea that fizzled out. 🥤💥

CZ Strikes Back: Bitcoin’s Not Dead Yet, Folks!

Enter Binance CEO Changpeng “CZ” Zhao, the Yoda of crypto, who’s like, Hold up, Schiff, Bitcoin’s just getting started! 🧙♂️ He pointed out that Bitcoin went from $0.004 to $110,000, which is more impressive than my entire career. 📈

CZ admitted Bitcoin might be taking a nap right now, but it’s just catching its breath for the next marathon. He argued that Bitcoin’s limited supply and growing adoption make it the Usain Bolt of assets, not the tortoise. 🐢🏃♂️

In CZ’s words, Gold’s great for necklaces, but Bitcoin’s the future, baby! 💍🚀

Analyst Says Bitcoin’s 200-Day MA is the Line in the Sand

Meanwhile, crypto analyst Ted Pillows (yes, that’s his name) is watching Bitcoin’s 200-day moving average like a hawk. 🦅 He says if Bitcoin closes below $107,000, it’s like falling off a cliff-but into a pile of cushions, because long-term investors are ready to catch it. 🛋️

If Bitcoin closes below the 200-day MA ($107K) on daily candles → expect more downside toward $100k and possibly even lower $95K-90K.

The 200-day MA often acts as a major accumulation zone, not necessarily a panic-sell level.

– Ted (@TedPillows)

So, is Bitcoin doomed, or is it just taking a scenic route to the moon? 🌕 Only time will tell. But one thing’s for sure: this drama is better than any soap opera! 🍿🎬

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2025-10-17 14:59