Ah, the eternal dance of cat and mouse, where the cunning foxes of organized crime outwit the stalwart guardians of the law… or so they think! 😏 Police Scotland laments a whopping 2,000% surge in cryptocurrency-related shenanigans since 2019, as the nefarious sorts “quickly adapt” (read: desperately try to stay one step ahead).
The numbers, much like the culprits, remain shrouded in mystery, but one thing’s certain: crypto’s the new kid on the block, and fraudsters can’t get enough of it! 🤑 Authorities in Scotland are scrambling to keep pace, with a dedicated crypto team still MIA, but “development of capabilities” (read: frantic Googling) is underway.
Meanwhile, the intrepid officers have armed themselves with not one, but TWO (count ’em, TWO!) tracking and tracing tools, because, you know, keeping up with the Joneses (or in this case, the rest of the U.K.) is paramount. 🙄 They’re also part of the fancy-schmancy national Cryptocurrency Working Group, where the cool kids design training pathways and expert witness testimony. 📚
And in a triumph of “we finally caught up with the times,” Scottish prosecutors managed to convert 23.5 pilfered Bitcoins into a tidy £109,601, all thanks to those nifty proceeds of crime laws. The mastermind behind the dastardly plan? One John Ross Rennie, aka the “technical brains” (read: the guy who knew how to use a computer). 🤣
But fear not, dear citizens! A proposed Cyber and Fraud Command is on the horizon, promising a “refresh” of the whole shebang, because what Scotland’s crypto response really needed was a bit of rebranding. 🎉 Dedicated crypto teams, here they come (eventually)! 🚀
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