Well, butter my biscuit and call me a wizard, because at the Bitcoin Asia conference in Hong Kong, Eric Trump-yes, *that* Eric Trump-proclaimed that Bitcoin (BTC) could waltz its way to a cool $1 million in the next few years. 🌟 That’s an 825% leap, folks, enough to make even a dwarf with a grudge raise an eyebrow. 🧙♂️
Eric Trump: Crypto’s Unlikely Prophet? 🤔
According to Reuters (who, let’s face it, have a knack for reporting on the absurd), young Eric waxed lyrical during a panel discussion, declaring China “a hell of a power” in the crypto game. 🇨🇳🔥 Of course, China’s still playing hard-to-get with digital assets, but hey, who needs romance when you’ve got stablecoins? Meanwhile, Hong Kong’s rolling out the red carpet for crypto like it’s a Discworld ball. 🎩
Back in the land of the free (and the home of the bizarre), President Trump’s administration has been busy proposing a Bitcoin reserve and cooking up crypto bills like they’re brewing a particularly strong batch of tea. 🍵 The GENIUS Act? More like the *Gnome* Act, because let’s face it, someone’s been tinkering in the financial equivalent of a wizard’s workshop. 🔮
Bitcoin hit $124,000? Ethereum nearly kissed $5,000? Blimey, that’s enough to make a troll sit up and take notice. 🧌 But then, as is the way with all things magical (and financial), the price dipped to $108,000. Still, Eric’s not sweating it. “Bitcoin hits $1 million,” he declared, with the confidence of a man who’s never met a dragon he couldn’t outwit. 🐉💰
Trump vs. Xi: Crypto’s Next Great Duel? ⚔️
When asked if Trump Sr. and Xi Jinping might swap crypto tips over a cuppa, Eric hinted that both nations are basically crypto sorcerers compared to the rest of the world. 🧙♂️🧙♂️ Whether this leads to a summit or a spell-off remains to be seen. Meanwhile, the Trump clan’s been busier than a goblin in a gold mine, launching DeFi platforms, stablecoins, and even a Bitcoin mining operation. Pickaxes not included. ⛏️
And let’s not forget American Bitcoin, the brainchild of Eric and Don Jr., set to list on Nasdaq faster than you can say “Ankh-Morpork Stock Exchange.” 📈 Changpeng Zhao (CZ) chimed in too, praising the U.S. for setting crypto regulations that might make other countries go, “Oh, *that’s* how you do it?” 🌍
So, there you have it. Bitcoin to $1 million? Stranger things have happened on Discworld. Just remember: in the world of crypto, the only thing certain is uncertainty-and the occasional troll under the bridge. 🌉🤪
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