🤑 Germany’s Gold: A Heist or a Homecoming Amid Trade Tantrums? 🤑

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In a plot twist worthy of Bulgakov’s craft, Germany contemplates the great exodus of its golden flock—some 1,200 tons, worth a fortune of €113 billion—from the clutches of the U.S. Federal Reserve. A tempest of tariffs, brewed by the hand of Trump, stirs the economic seas, prompting this treasure hunt.

Germany, a veritable dragon of the gold hoard, with its 3,352 tons, has for decades kept a significant portion of its glittering wealth across the pond—a remnant of Cold War strategies, when dollars and crises danced a tango. Now, the treasure is split between New York, Frankfurt, and London, with the former holding the lion’s share of 30-37%.

As President Trump’s tariffs march across the Atlantic like an invading army, the call to bring home the gold grows louder. Lawmakers, with furrowed brows and worried whispers, argue that trust, like the almighty euro, is depreciating.

CDU’s very own Wanderwitz and Ferber, perhaps donning cloaks and holding lanterns, demand either oversight or the full return of the shiny hoard, fearing the Americans might lock up their treasure during economic squabbles. 🗝️

The European Taxpayers’ Association joins the chorus of concern, singing of the need for “immediate access” to the gold, as if it were a lifeline in a sea of new EU debt instruments. Yet, the Bundesbank, like a calm captain, reassures all that the Federal Reserve remains a “trustworthy and reliable partner”—a sentiment that might as well be written in gold ink.

This isn’t Germany’s first rodeo with repatriation; a previous attempt from 2013 to 2017 saw a mere 674 tons make the journey home, a testament to the fact that moving gold is no walk in the park—or should we say, vault?

With tariffs threatening to chop 1.5 percentage points off Germany’s GDP growth by 2027, and gold prices soaring to the heavens, the idea of keeping the reserves close to home is as appealing as a lifeboat in a stormy sea. 🌊

Internationally, central banks are on a gold rush, with 68% now storing their shiny assets domestically, a stark increase from the 50% of 2020. It seems everyone wants their gold close at hand, just in case.

The United States, with its 8,133 tons of gold, stands like a colossus, its reserves outweighing its foreign treasures threefold. Meanwhile, Italy, with its 2,452 tons, watches from the sidelines, its gold safely nestled in the Bank of Italy’s vaults.

As of April 2025, the fate of Germany’s golden flock remains undecided, caught between the siren call of political urgency and the steady hand of institutional caution. Will the gold stay or will it go? Only time—and perhaps a bit of alchemy—will tell. ✨

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2025-04-05 16:59