Well, slap my wallet and call me impressed! 🤑 Strategy Inc., the corporate equivalent of that friend who’s always all-in on the latest fad, has just dropped a cool $43.4 million on 390 Bitcoins between October 20 and 26, 2025. Because, you know, what’s a few million when you’re already sitting on a digital goldmine? Chairman Michael Saylor (aka Captain Crypto) announced the purchase on October 27, boasting a BTC yield of 26.0% year-to-date. Chef’s kiss. 👨🍳
Apparently, this little shopping spree was funded entirely by selling preferred stock. Yes, you read that right-they’re basically printing money to buy more money. According to their Form 8-K filing with the SEC, they sold a bunch of STRF, STRK, and STRD shares like they were handing out Halloween candy. 🎃 The average price per Bitcoin? A mere $111,117. Bargain! 🛍️
Strategy has acquired 390 BTC for ~$43.4 million at ~$111,053 per bitcoin and has achieved BTC Yield of 26.0% YTD 2025. As of 10/26/2025, we hodl 640,808 $BTC acquired for ~$47.44 billion at ~$74,032 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC $STRK $STRF $STRD
– Michael Saylor (@saylor) October 27, 2025
Updated Treasury Position
As of October 26, 2025, Strategy is sitting on a whopping 640,808 BTC, acquired for a jaw-dropping $47.44 billion. Their average cost basis? $74,032 per Bitcoin. That’s like buying a Ferrari for the price of a used Honda-if the Ferrari could also crash 50% overnight. 🏎️💥
The filing was signed by W. Ming Shao, Executive Vice President and General Counsel, who probably deserves a raise for keeping up with all this crypto chaos. Meanwhile, Strategy launched its preferred stock instruments after raking in $3.9 billion in unrealized Bitcoin gains in Q3 2025. Because why stop at one money-making scheme when you can have four? The STRC, STRD, STRF, and STRK series started trading on Robinhood on October 3, 2025, because nothing says “financial stability” like a meme stock platform. 🤡
This latest purchase follows a pattern of regular acquisitions, like a kid with a candy addiction. They added 220 BTC during the week of October 6-12, even as the market was melting down with $19.35 billion in crypto liquidations. Chaos? More like a fire sale for Strategy. 🔥 Their previous buy was 196 BTC in late September at $113,048 per coin. Because why not?
Strategy remains the largest corporate holder of Bitcoin, a title that’s equal parts impressive and terrifying. Their treasury strategy has drawn both institutional applause and criticism, with Peter Schiff waving his “I told you so” flag about liquidity concerns. But hey, when you’re this deep in the crypto rabbit hole, there’s no turning back. 🐇🕳️
So, what’s next for Strategy? More stock instruments, more Bitcoin purchases, and probably more headlines that make us scratch our heads. One thing’s for sure: they’re not stopping anytime soon. 🚀 Or, as Michael Saylor would say, “To the moon!” 🌕
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2025-10-27 21:23