$9.6T Vanish in a Blink! Bitcoin’s Bounce Back!

It’s a wild ride, folks! πŸš€ U.S. markets just took a nosedive, losing a whopping $9.6 trillion since Trump’s second term kicked off. That’s more than the GDP of most countries! πŸ’°

Stocks are in a freefall, with the Nasdaq on the brink of a bear market. JPMorgan now predicts a 60% chance of a recession. Yippee! πŸ˜…

Big Tech Takes a Hit

Apple and Tesla are feeling the pinch, with Apple down 12.5% and Tesla losing a whopping 37%! It’s like they’re both trying to fit through a keyhole. πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

Other tech giants like Alphabet, Microsoft, and Amazon are also taking a hit. The tech sector is in a tailspin, and it’s not looking up anytime soon. πŸ“ˆ

Crypto’s Volatility

Bitcoin, on the other hand, is showing some resilience. It dipped by 1-2% but bounced back to $83,263. Investors are still betting on its future, even in this chaos. πŸš€

Both short-term and long-term holders are increasing their BTC positions, proving that some people still believe in the crypto dream. πŸ’‘

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2025-04-04 19:15