Ah, the fickle embrace of justice! The FBI, with a shrug and a yawn, has released its grip on Kraken’s maestro, Jesse Powell, returning his gadgets like a bored child tossing back a toy. Fortune, ever the whisperer of tales, confirms the farce is over.
This charade, born of a squabble with a non-profit—a tempest in a teapot, really—had nothing to do with Powell’s crypto empire. 🤑 Yet, how the winds of fate howl! Powell, ever the dramatist, declared, “Very glad to have this behind me. It never made sense… Wild how quickly you can have your life upended. I’m grateful for those who saw through it and for my stellar legal team. Now, turning my attention back to Kraken.” Oh, the theatrics! The returned devices, no doubt, sing his innocence like a choir of angels. 🎻
And so, the Kraken sails on, unchained, while the FBI retreats to its lair, tail between its legs. 🦑✨ What a circus, this world of ours!
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2025-07-23 11:57