Will Bitcoin Crash Below $90K? Kiyosaki’s Crypto Forecast!

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Bitcoin‘s Chaotic Odyssey

Attention, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, crypto-crazies of the world! Our beloved financial guru – the man behind the best-selling “Rich Dad Poor Dad” (and the secret mastermind of the “Bitcoin curse” meme) – Robert Kiyosaki has taken to Twitter to declare that August might be Bitcoin’s darkest hour. With the world’s largest cryptocurrency teetering on the edge of a $90K nosedive, Kiyosaki is practically doing the Cha-Cha! 😂

But here’s the kicker: if Bitcoin crashes, you’d think that would make him upset. Nope! He’s as cheerful as a kid in a candy store, rooting for the meltdown with all his heart. “I hope so!” he tweets, as if rooting for his favorite underdog in a cosmic money match. 🤣

“BITCOIN CURSE: Will the “Bitcoin A August Curse” crash Bitcoin’s price to below $90k?

I hope so!

I had an exhilarating summer at The Collective and the Limitless Financial Education Event – learning about the wonders of money with speakers like Larry…”
— Robert Kiyosaki (@theRealKiyosaki) August 4, 2025

Will Bitcoin Crash Below $90K? Kiyosaki Hopes So!

Our man Kiyosaki is singing a tune of impending doom. He mentions a “Bitcoin curse” that has the crypto world buzzing with speculation. In fact, Bitcoin already took a 5.26% plunge last week – talk about a wild roller coaster ride! It hit its low on August 2, but then, like a phoenix rising from the ashes, clawed back 2% to $114,492. Who knew money could fly as erratically as a drunk duck? 🦆

Kiyosaki isn’t just waiting for the crash – he’s cheering it on! If Bitcoin tumbles below $90K, he’ll welcome it with open arms. “I hope so!” he exclaims, like a kid who just won the lottery but forgot to buy the ticket. And he isn’t stopping there – he’s doubling down on his Bitcoin bets. If the August Curse hits, he says, he’ll go all in and double his position. Because why not? If it makes most Bitcoin investors richer, it’s a win in the grand cosmic casino. 😎

“The Problem Isn’t Bitcoin Crashing,” Says Kiyosaki

And while Bitcoin might be taking a nosedive, Kiyosaki insists the real culprit is the ballooning US debt – now over $30 trillion, thanks to Uncle Sam’s printing press. He blames the Fed and Treasury for turning dollars into confetti. If money grows on trees, maybe he should start planting one in his backyard! 🌳

Meanwhile, Metaplanet Buys 463 BTC

Across the Pacific, the Bitcoin-obsessed Japanese firm Metaplanet just flexed its crypto muscles by buying 463 BTC for roughly $53.7 million. Each coin fetched about $115,895 – talk about a shopping spree!

“Metaplanet has acquired 463 BTC for ~$53.7 million at ~$115,895 per bitcoin and has achieved a BTC Yield of 459.2% YTD 2025. As of 8/4/2025, we hold 17,595 BTC acquired for ~$1.78 billion at ~$101,422 per bitcoin. $MTPLF”
— Simon Gerovich (@gerovich) August 4, 2025

And With a stash of 17,595 BTC (nearly $1.8 billion), they’re the fifth-largest Bitcoin treasury company – trailing behind the champion, Strategy, who apparently has a vault that makes Fort Knox look like a piggy bank. Talk about a crypto empire! 🏰

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2025-08-04 13:09