CleanSpark’s Record Quarter: Profit or Peril? 💸

In a stunning display of financial prowess, CleanSpark has reported its best quarter ever, surpassing even the most optimistic analyst projections. Who knew Bitcoin could be so… profitable? 🤯

Their Q3 revenue hit $198.6 million, a 91% jump from the previous year’s $104 million. Analysts were so confident they’d hit $195 million, they probably had a little dance party in their office. 🎉

CEO Zach Bradford, ever the optimist, declared this the “most successful quarter in CleanSpark’s history,” which, if you ask me, is just a fancy way of saying “we’re still here, and we’re not going to admit we’re clueless.” 😂

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Since 2025, shares have gained 16.4%, outperforming MARA Holdings, which is down 7%-a reminder that even in the crypto world, some companies are better at faking it than others. 🤡

Big quarter for Bitcoin miners

Bitcoin mining firms had a bumper quarter, thanks to a 32% rise in value. It’s like the stock market finally decided to play nice. 🎉

MARA Holdings also had a good quarter, beating expectations with a 64% revenue jump to $238 million. If only they could keep up the momentum. 🚀

Meanwhile, Riot Platforms reported a record $219.5 million in net income. Let’s just say, they’re not exactly struggling. 💸

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2025-08-08 07:00