Trump’s Epic Fury Sends Bitcoin Tumbling: Oil Laughs in $100 Bills
Trump, addressing the nation from the White House (or was it Mar-a-Lago? Hard to keep track these days), declared that U.S. forces are in the final stages of “Operation Epic Fury,” which has apparently left Iran’s nuclear and naval infrastructure looking like a Discworld tavern after a bar fight. Still, he promised to “hit them extremely hard over the next 2 to 3 weeks,” because nothing says diplomacy like a good threat.






