In the grand theater of digital fortunes, Michael Novogratz, proprietor of Galaxy Digital-a titan with pockets deep enough to drown a whale-delivered a speech on the sanctity of community bonds in the chaotic cosmos of crypto. Imagine, if you will, him pondering the curious phenomenon: the XRP Army. A boisterous assembly, seemingly summoned from the depths of a Reddit dream, rallying around a case that even Sherlock Holmes might find perplexing. “Where does this XRP Army even come from… I’m not even sure,” he confesses, as if puzzled by a sock that vanishes in the laundry-a common crypto mystery. 🧦
Meanwhile, attorney John Deaton, a knight in the courtroom trenches, responded with the elegance of a courtroom bard. He revealed the scorn he faced-from Bitcoiners and Ethereum aficionados alike-mere peasants dismissing his support for Ripple as if “helping a sh*tcoin,” and branding him with nicknames that sound equally charming and cutting-‘bgarlinghouse,’ a moniker rivaling the wit of an overlooked jester. Yet, Deaton chuckled, asking, “How much of their net worth is in BTC?”-a question sharper than a freshly sharpened sword at a medieval feast. ⚔️
Deaton Versus the Cynics: Cheers for the Underdog
Deaton’s allegiance to Ripple, despite his personal riches lying predominantly in Bitcoin and Ethereum, was driven by a philosophy plain and yet profound: support for free markets. His conviction? That ordinary folk, with their sweat and determination, should invest freely, unshackled by the ominous hand of government regulators, like a rebellious bird taking flight. “It’s called a free market,” he proclaimed, echoing the sentiments of countless libertarians with a flair for activism. 🦅
The grassroots uprising, spearheaded by approximately 75,000 XRP aficionados from 143 countries-each with the zeal of a continental conga line-demonstrated what true decentralization looks like: a chaotic, beautiful, ungovernable carnival parade of independence. 🎉
So, next time you hear about the XRP Army-or see someone passionately defending a token like they’re defending their honor-remember: beneath the satire, lies a story of belief, community, and a dash of reckless optimism. 🚀
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