Bitcoin’s February Follies: BlackRock Blinks, BTC Blunders

On the 27th of February, BlackRock’s iShares Bitcoin Trust (IBIT) bled $32.99 million, a sum equivalent to 499 BTC. A single day’s outflow, yet how it echoes! Still, IBIT remains the darling of the U.S. spot Bitcoin ETFs, a phoenix amidst the ashes. Only a day prior, it had basked in the glow of $275.8 million in inflows, following $297.4 million and $78.9 million in the days before. Such is the rhythm of the market-a waltz of greed and fear.

Bitcoin’s Geopolitical Tango: $64k Dip as Israel-Iran Drama Unfolds

The CoinMarketCap 20 Index, that chorus of altcoins, wailed in unison, a 4.70% lament, proving this was no solitary tragedy but a grand opera of sell-offs. And what provoked this financial aria? Ah, the Middle East, that eternal cauldron of chaos, where Israel and Iran exchanged not words but strikes, sending ripples through energy markets, equities, and the tender heart of crypto. Geopolitics, that old maestro, conducts the orchestra of risk assets with a baton dipped in uncertainty.

The Fed’s Pickle: Inflation, Stagflation, and Crypto’s Gambit

January PPI rocketed 2.9% year-over-year, handily trouncing the 2.6% forecast. Core PPI? It jumped 0.8% month-over-month, a number so bold it could’ve been a dare. That core reading hit an 11-month high, proving price pressures aren’t taking a holiday. Crypto Rover, that digital oracle, warned the Fed is now as stuck as a pig in a poke-every move a potential disaster.

Hyperliquid’s Hype: New Token Launches Without the Drama!

One might imagine the architects of this scheme, clad in powdered wigs and spectacles, declaring, “Behold! A permissionless, on-chain token launch! No more tedious off-chain antics!” Yet, let us not forget, dear friends, that even the grandest of plans are but a farce when the actors forget their lines.

Where to Find All Raccoon Memoriam Statues in Resident Evil Requiem

The small, dancing statues are a nod to the game Resident Evil Outbreak, which featured a zoo level. Mr. Raccoon is the zoo’s mascot, so seeing him reappear in Requiem was a fun surprise for fans. Interestingly, you don’t simply pick up these statues—you have to break them to collect them.

Bitcoin’s Tragic Return: Coins Head Back to Exchanges, Sellers Call the Shots

Axel Adler, our modern-day prophet of blockchain, warns that the exchange netflows remain a noose around Bitcoin’s neck. While optimists cheer the coin’s return to exchanges as a sign of vigor, it’s more a funeral procession of sellers gathering their spoils. The Bitcoin Exchange Reserve metric? A ledger of quiet betrayal, showing 28,489 BTC flooding back to exchanges like exiles returning home, dragging their feet but compelled by unseen hands.