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Key Takeaways (A Sardonic Oration)
PWC Goes Crypto: Accountants Finally Join the Party 🎉
Paul Griggs, U.S. senior partner of Pricewaterhousecoopers (PWC), casually dropped in an interview with the Financial Times that the firm is “leaning in” to cryptocurrency work. Because apparently, years of caution weren’t paying the bills 💸. With the Trump administration’s unexpected love affair with digital assets and the Genius Act (because who doesn’t love a bit of legislation that sounds like it belongs in a sci-fi movie?), PWC is now diving headfirst into crypto audits, consulting, and tax services. Who knew accountants could get so wild? 🤯
RPGs Without Class Systems
Games like Final Fantasy Tactics, Diablo 2, and Metaphor: ReFantazio are excellent examples of character development. While many RPGs use traditional classes, some allow players to customize their characters more freely through skill trees or equipment choices, rather than locking them into a single class. Here are a few examples to illustrate this.
Three New Free Xbox Games Are Perfect for Achievement Hunters
Achievements debuted on Xbox with the launch of the Xbox 360 in 2005. These achievements, and the total Gamerscore they awarded players, inspired other platforms like Steam and PlayStation to create similar systems. Gamerscore has become a point of pride for many Xbox players, with some specifically looking for games that offer easily obtainable achievements. Now, Xbox fans have the chance to download three new games for free, and two of them include achievements that are simple to unlock.
How PwC’s Crypto Strategy is About to Make Your Head Spin! 💰🌀
As reported by the Financial Times, the senior partner and CEO of PwC, Mr. Paul Griggs, has proclaimed an intention to “lean in” to the burgeoning realm of crypto-related enterprises, particularly as the GENIUS Act-a title that would surely amuse any literary connoisseur-has presumably ushered in a new era of clarity regarding stablecoins. One cannot help but ponder if the bill was named thus to flatter its own significance! 🎩
Pokemon TCG’s Next Set is Its Biggest Ever
The Pokémon Company is giving fans a sneak peek at its first major expansion coming in 2026. Called Ascended Heroes, the set features Mega Dragonite on its cover and will include Mega Evolution versions of the Starter Pokémon from Pokémon Legends: Z-A in the trading card game. The expansion will also build on popular game mechanics from 2025, adding new Owner Pokémon, Stellar Tera Pokémon, and more. Initial reports suggest that Ascended Heroes will be the biggest Pokémon TCG expansion ever released.
Solana Co-Founder Drops Truth Bomb on Jupiter’s Failed $70M Stunt 💣
The so-called “buyback plan” by Jupiter was never a plan at all, my friends. It was a prayer whispered into the void-$70 million thrown into the abyss, expecting gratitude. But the abyss merely laughed, chewed it up, and spat it out at $0.20. 😂📉
8 PS1 Classics That Aged Badly
Some PlayStation 1 games require the original disc to even start, and even then, they might not be enjoyable. Clunky controls or confusing gameplay in these titles don’t really showcase the console’s strengths.
Beyond RSA: New Math for a Post-Quantum Internet
Researchers are exploring alternatives to current encryption standards, and a new approach using rank-deficient matrices could offer a faster, more secure path forward.
Solana’s Dance: Overtaking Giants with a $1.6T Waltz 🌀
But where, pray tell, does the soul of market activity reside now that Solana [SOL] pirouettes past Coinbase, Bybit, and Bitget? Even the mighty Binance, once a colossus, now finds itself reduced to a footnote in this grand opera of decentralization. Is the market a fractured mosaic, or merely a stage where the players change costumes? 🎭