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Meanwhile, Ethereum itself is sulking below the $2,000 mark, probably having an existential crisis about being less shiny than it was last week.

Ethereum got hit harder than a piñata at a five-year-old’s birthday party, dropping 7.35% – that’s 307,203 ETH gone, baby, gone – leaving users with a measly 3.87 million ETH. Bitcoin reserves were like, “We’re not doing great either,” shedding 1.25% (8,004 BTC) to sit at 631,000 BTC. And Tether? Down 0.98%, losing 360 million USDT from its 36.4 billion pool. Ouch.

In a twist worthy of a Wildean comedy, this healthcare titan has now graciously agreed to part with a mere $11 million-a sum so paltry, it barely covers the cost of their embarrassment. Each victim, poor soul, shall receive $2,500, a pittance to mend the shattered trust of having one’s most intimate details paraded about like a carnival sideshow.

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In a Friday report, the prophet of Santiment unveils the sinister dance of the whales-those titans of the blockchain realm-who, between February 23 and March 3, amassed vast stores of BTC while the price wavered between $62,900 and $69,600. Yet when the price dared to breach $70,000 and climb to $74,000, these oligarchs of crypto began their treacherous exodus, shedding 66% of their ill-gotten gains with the precision of a executioner.

The whole ecosystem’s fees hit a cool $56 million in a day, but don’t let that fool ya-it’s as steady as a three-legged stool. DEXs, NFTs, and GameFi platforms are jumpin’ around like fleas on a hot griddle, but lendin’ protocols? They’re the tortoise in this hare-brained race.