Investment Policy

The latest whispers from the oracle of Investing.com proclaim that the trading price of gold, that sacred XAU/USD, hovers around the sum of $5,209.69. Its daily dance has been marked by a modest decline of -0.32%, a mere hiccup in the grand symphony of commerce. This pullback, they say, is but a corrective pause, a moment of reflection in the relentless march of greed. The metal clings to its intraday sanctuary between $5,175 and $5,180, as if afraid to venture further into the unknown.

Garlinghouse, a man whose name now graces the lips of crypto zealots and skeptics alike, waxed poetic about the “thousands of switches” flipping across the globe. These, he assured the crowd, were not mere buttons but the very gears of destiny, each one a small act of defiance against the old world order. “It is not one switch,” he intoned, “but a thousand.” One cannot help but imagine these switches as the flickering candles of a vast cathedral, each one a humble advocate lighting the way, though the shadows of doubt linger ever close.

Here’s where it gets mildly interesting: the 4-hour chart is looking better than your average New Year’s resolution. The price touched the bottom of a descending channel, kissed the $63,000 support level, and then sprang upward like an overeager child. But alas, all dreams of a blissful rise were dashed by the resistance at $69,000-classic Bitcoin, am I right?

Meanwhile, Ethereum, trying desperately to keep up with its older sibling Bitcoin, added a rather modest $6.57 million in net inflows. It’s like showing up to a party with a cupcake while everyone else is lugging around cakes the size of small houses. Still, let’s not be too harsh-three days of consecutive inflows is a feat in itself. Who says slow and steady doesn’t win the race? With all the volatility and macroeconomic chaos swirling around like a blender on high, these inflows indicate that institutional buyers are doing what they do best: slowly sliding into the market like a ninja in socks.

Ah, the irony! Once, we dreamed of immortality in the pages of poetry; now, it is a spreadsheet, a diagnostic algorithm, a biometric-driven insurance policy. The future, they say, is no longer a distant mirage but a product-sleek, sanitized, and sold to the highest bidder. And so, the sages of Silicon Valley and the wizards of Wall Street descend upon Zurich, not to question, but to quantify. How much is a year of life? A decade? Eternity itself?

The storm of condemnation rages on, a tempest of moral inquiry and fiscal derision. The Twitter co-founder, now Block’s beleaguered helmsman, dances on the precipice of Silicon Valley’s gilded gallows, where corporate strategy is but a threadbare cloak over existential despair.

In previous financial ballets, the dance from bull to bear often involved a spectacular descent, a plunge of 80‑90% that left a glittering scar on the market’s conscience. Over the last few bear cycles, that cliff was carved by grand scandals and Whicker‑style exposés that made investors hold their (and giant) umbrellas.

Frankfurt’s own Allunity-a lovechild of DWS, Flow Traders, and Galaxy-decided the world needed another stablecoin, because apparently, we weren’t already drowning in them. On February 26, 2026, they birthed CHFAU, a 1:1 Swiss Franc-pegged token that took a mere three months to develop. Because who needs a long engagement when you can rush into a financial marriage, right?