Bitcoin’s Bride: Will $79K Bring Tears or Cheers? 😂💸

There’s chatter swirling faster than a dame’s lipstick about the death of the four-year cycle – as if economic astrology could save us – and whispers of a mercurial new market structure that’s tossing everybody’s investments like a soggy cocktail napkin. Meanwhile, ETFs (Fancy name, darling) are holding onto what liquidity they can find, like a debutante clutching her clutch at Closing Night. But don’t get comfy just yet – the latest on-chain tidbits suggest those brave ETF folk might get their first real test soon. ⏳






