In the glittering cesspool of Dubai, on November 17, 2025, Dar Global and The Trump Organization announced their latest scheme: a resort of 80 ultra-luxury villas, perched like parasites on the pristine waters of the Maldives. A mere 25-minute speedboat ride from Malé, this monument to excess is slated to open by 2028. But wait, there’s more! They’ve also birthed the world’s first tokenized hotel development, a gambit to lure investors into the fray before the paint even dries. Eric Trump, the scion of this empire of bluster, and Ziad El Chaar, his partner in profiteering, lead this unholy alliance. Together, they marry Dar Global’s development machine with the Trump brand, creating a flagship resort that screams, “Look at me, I’m rich!” 🤑