OranjeBTC (B3: OBTC3), that ever-so-dashing paragon of fiscal daring, recently scooped up a modest 10 BTC-roughly $1.09 million worth of digital confetti-at the bargain-bin price of $108,786 per Bitcoin. 🐂 A filing, released with all the drama of a Shakespearean soliloquy on Monday, revealed this latest acquisition. The company now hoards 3,701 BTC, purchased for a mere $390.16 million (loose change, really), and boasts a year-to-date Bitcoin yield of 1.7% in 2025. 🧠
One might say their treasury strategy is as refined as a butler’s tea service: a blend of direct Bitcoin purchases and “structured derivative strategies” (fancy jargon for “betting on crypto without breaking a sweat”). Put options, hedging instruments-the sort of financial wizardry that would make a pirate blush. 🏴☠️
OranjeBTC has acquired 10 BTC for ~$1.09 million at ~$108,786 per Bitcoin and has achieved a BTC Yield of 1.7% YTD 2025. As of 10/20/2025, we hold 3,701 BTC acquired for ~$390.16 million at ~$105,422 per Bitcoin. Ticker: OBTC3
– OranjeBTC (probably typed by a caffeinated intern) 📈🚀
Their cost basis? A patchwork quilt of derivative dealings, stitched together with the precision of a Savile Row tailor. And yes, they’re preparing for a grand debut on Brazil’s B3 exchange, where they’ll presumably trade in top hats and monocles for… more Bitcoin. 🎩
With $390M+ in BTC reserves, OranjeBTC joins the elite club of public entities that treat Bitcoin like a beloved pet dragon-dangerous, but oh-so-impressive at parties. 🔥
Executive appointments: Grandmasters of the Bitcoin Realm?
Sam Callahan, lately of Swan Bitcoin and Battery Finance, has been anointed Director of Bitcoin Strategy & Research. His mission? To professionalize capital deployment and “on-chain analytics framework.” Translation: make the spreadsheets look fancy. 📊
Joining him is economist Fernando Ulrich, who’s been drafted to strengthen governance and “educational strategy around Bitcoin.” One assumes this involves explaining Bitcoin to confused board members, circa 2013. 🤯
OranjeBTC’s latest moves suggest they’re pivoting from “buy-and-hold” to “buy-and-tinker-with-derivatives-until-it-works.” A bold strategy, rivaling the invention of the wheel-or at least the wheel-within-a-wheel. 🕹️
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2025-10-20 21:25