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What Could the Fed’s Decision Mean for Bitcoin?
A 25-basis-point rate cut, if it comes to pass, might just be the cherry on top of a rather sugary cake, sending Bitcoin soaring to new heights, or as the jargon goes, a “new all-time high”-a phrase that sounds like a Victorian debutante’s first ball, but with more digital gold. 🚀
Are Traders Confident Ahead of the FOMC?
The whales, those enigmatic sea creatures of the financial world, are busily making their moves. One particularly mysterious whale, perhaps a cetacean with a penchant for risk, has reportedly raked in $48 million through leveraged bets on BTC and ETH. A veritable financial leviathan, if ever there was one! 🐋
The Federal Reserve’s upcoming decision on the 29th of October could be the catalyst that sets the tone for the broader crypto market. One might say it’s the financial equivalent of a grand masquerade ball, where every participant is dressed in their finest speculative attire. 🎩
With traders bracing for a possible rate cut, big players are already readying themselves for what could be Bitcoin’s next major move. One can only imagine the suspense, akin to a P.G. Wodehouse character awaiting a telegram from the village idiot. 📨
Fed’s First Post-Shutdown Decision
The Federal Reserve’s two-day Federal Open Market Committee (FOMC) meeting kicks off on the 29th of October, with markets focused on whether policymakers will deliver a 25 basis point rate cut. A decision that could send shockwaves through the crypto cosmos, or at least the wallets of the more gullible. 🧠
This is the first Fed gathering since the U.S. government shutdown, a spectacle that would have made even the most seasoned parliamentarian blush, all due to a dispute over health insurance funding. A tale as old as time, or at least as old as the last budget debate. 🐉
Investors are largely pricing in a rate reduction, which would bring the federal funds rate down from 4%-4.25%, the level set after the previous 25 bps cut on the 17th of September. A move that would make even the most stoic economist break into a jig. 🕺
A move to ease policy could inject fresh liquidity into the crypto market. David Hernandez, Crypto Investment Specialist at 21Shares, told AMBCrypto,
“Over recent months, markets have rotated sharply between gold, equities, and crypto as Trump’s tariff pivots continue to shape investor behavior.”
He added,
“Gold catches bids during geopolitical stress, equities rally on dip-buying and policy optimism, and Bitcoin outperforms when risk appetite returns in strength.”
More Upside for Bitcoin
Following rising expectations of a Fed rate cut, analysts view Bitcoin’s recent breakout as a key turning point. A moment that would have made even the most dour accountant break into a spontaneous waltz. 💃
Market expert Michael van de Poppe called the $112,000 mark a “crucial resistance zone.” Once Bitcoin broke through it, he said, the bull market was clearly still intact. A statement that would make the most ardent skeptic nod in approval. 🦄
Moreover, he expected a short pullback before the FOMC meeting, after which Bitcoin could aim for a new all-time high in November. A plan as ambitious as a man attempting to juggle flaming torches while reciting Shakespeare. 🔥

Adding to the optimism, on-chain data showed that whale 0x960B deposited 3.72 million USDC into Hyperliquid [HYPE] in the past nine hours. Afterward, the whale opened 15x leveraged longs, a maneuver that could be described as “bold” or “perhaps a tad reckless.” 🐘

This involves $27.7 million invested in 240 BTC and $20.3 million in 4,874 Ethereum [ETH], signaling a surge in investor confidence ahead of the Federal Reserve’s upcoming decision. A surge so fierce, it could make a hurricane blush. 🌪️

Hernandez noted,
“The combination of expected Fed easing and renewed optimism around U.S.-China trade talks has supported Bitcoin’s latest rebound. If the Fed signals additional cuts and trade progress deepens, risk assets could see a fresh wave of speculative inflows, especially Bitcoin.”
Looking ahead, Hernandez expects Bitcoin to potentially surpass its previous $125,000 high by year-end, driven by growing institutional demand and improving macroeconomic conditions. A future so bright, it might require sunglasses. 🌞
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2025-10-28 11:37