Is Zack Witkoff a Relived Dark Past? The Truth on a Viral Conspiracy

The narrative that spreads through the great sea of social media purports a crime so shocking that it could only be a modern miracle, a twist of fate that has to be recorded in history. The statement asserts that the arrest occurred “just now,” but in truth it was a snow‑storm heaved in January 2022. The omission of that key date entirely transforms a mundane account into a sensationalized myth, much like when one believes that the crime of a single night will someday make a whole man romantic and tragic.

Good Heavens! Strategy’s BTC Hoard Could Outshine Old Satoshi’s Stash!

Now, old Thorn, Galaxy’s head of research (a fellow who clearly knows his onions), has pointed out that Strategy’s Bitcoin stash has pipped BlackRock’s iShares Bitcoin Trust (IBIT) at the post. In a jolly post on X, he remarked that on-chain and treasury-tracking data reveal Strategy as the “largest single BTC‑holding entity,” leaving IBIT in the dust while scooping up coins on the dips like a chap with a silver spoon and a penchant for bargains.