Strategy Inc. is out here defending its Bitcoin obsession like a teenager just caught with their third energy drink of the day. MSCI might kick them out of the cool-kid indexes because, newsflash: they love Bitcoin a little too much.
Michael Saylor swooped in like, “Actually-” (you know that tone) and clarified: “We are not a fund. We are not a trust. We are not your dad’s LLC.” Nope. We’re a real boy! 💼✨ Strategy Inc. runs a $500 million software business (yes, they still do actual work) while moonlighting as Wall Street’s most committed Bitcoin groupie.
Strategy Inc. Builds a Bitcoin Empire (With Extra Yield)
So, their treasury strategy? Think “corporate piggy bank,” but instead of quarters, it’s full of Bitcoin and alphabet soup bonds: $STRK, $STRF, $STRD, $STRC, and $STRE. Total value? Over $7.7 billion in notional feelz. 📈
And if that wasn’t spicy enough, they dropped “Stretch” ($STRC)-not a yoga move, but a revolutionary Bitcoin-backed credit instrument. It gives you monthly USD yield like a dividend, but with more swagger and significantly fewer golf courses. Perfect for institutions, retail investors, and that one friend who cries during bull runs.
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Look, funds just sit there. Holding companies? Literally named for doing nothing. But Strategy? They’re out here creating, structuring, issuing, operating-basically the Martha Stewart of structured finance, but with more blockchain and fewer pumpkin scones.
They’re building what they call the world’s first digital monetary institution™-(patent pending, probably) on the twin pillars of “sound money” and “we really like Bitcoin.” And no, an ETF couldn’t do this. Try harder, BlackRock. 🙄
In the depths of the 2022 crypto winter, our average cost basis was $30K while traded nearly 50% below it at $16K. What did we do? We bought more.
– Strategy (@Strategy)
Iconic. When Bitcoin plunged harder than a Netflix romance plot, Saylor didn’t flinch. He double-tapped like, “This is fine.” 🔥🐻💸 And you just know they’re doing it again in this market. “Dip? More like dip sauce.”
MSCI Might Kick Strategy Out of the Index Club (RIP Social Life)
The big wigs at MSCI (you know, the bouncers of the stock market) are side-eyeing Strategy Inc. Hard. 😒 Their concern? Over 50% of the company’s assets are Bitcoin. So now they’re asking: “Are you a software company… or just a fancy crypto ETF with a business casual dress code?”
Translation: MSCI might reclassify them as an “investment fund,” which is corporate code for “you don’t get to hang out with the S&P 500 kids anymore.” Bye-bye, Nasdaq 100. 👋
The consultation ends before 2025, so fingers crossed-or whatever corporate prayer you do while staring at a Bloomberg terminal.
Bottom line? Strategy Inc. doesn’t care. Or at least they’re faking it really well. Their mission remains unchanged: stack sats, build yield, and keep wearing suits while doing it. You do you, Michael. Just maybe skip the next “digital credit issuance” themed birthday party. 🎉🪙
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