Monad’s 99% Plunge? Arthur Hayes’ Salacious Warning 🚨💸

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Behold, the spectral waltz of Monad’s 30% price surge-a fleeting pirouette that has bewitched the gullible hordes of investors. Yet, the venerable crypto oracle, Arthur Hayes, has delivered a soliloquy of doom, his words dripping with the acrid perfume of prophecy. “A failed experiment,” he intoned, as if channeling the ghost of Jules Verne, “once the vapors of hype dissipate, this Layer-1 blockchain shall crumble like a soufflé in a hurricane.” At $0.035, the altcoin clings to life, its support level a fragile thread in the tapestry of chaos.

Arthur Hayes Warns Monad Could Crash 99%

In an interview that could have been penned by a Victorian ghost story scribe, Hayes conjured visions of a 99% collapse, his voice a low rumble of foreboding. “Ah, another high FDV, low-float VC coin,” he sneered, the phrase dripping with the disdain of a man who’s seen too many ponzi schemes masquerade as innovation. The token’s architecture, he claimed, is a labyrinth of traps for the unwary, a Sirens’ song luring retail investors into the abyss.

“The gap between FDV and circulating supply,” Hayes declared, “is a chasm wide enough to swallow continents.” He envisioned a future where insiders, like ghouls at a feast, unlock their tokens and send the price spiraling into the void. “A bear chain, nothing more,” he muttered, his eyes glinting with the gleam of a man who’s already bet against the apocalypse. Early rallies? A carnival of digital delusion, he scoffed-no guarantee of adoption, just a masquerade of relevance.

Amid the wreckage, Hayes offered a glimmer of hope-or perhaps a eulogy-for Bitcoin, Ethereum, Solana, and Zcash. “These,” he proclaimed, “are the immortals. The rest? Dust.”

Monad, you see, was born in the crucible of a $225 million funding round, its mainnet launched on November 24 with the grace of a dragon slumbering in a goldmine. The MON airdrop? A gift from the heavens-or a Trojan horse?

Hayes is not alone in his pessimism. Altcoin Sherpa, that sardonic seer, advised MON holders to draft exit strategies, comparing the token to XPL and WLFI with the glee of a man who’s already packed his bags. “Price can go much lower than you think,” he quipped, a warning wrapped in a chuckle. The recent rally? A mirage, perhaps, soon to vanish in the desert of despair.

To all underwater $MON holders: Craft your escape plan now. History repeats itself, and $XPL and $WLFI’s fates are not pretty. 🐾💸

– Altcoin Sherpa (@AltcoinSherpa) November 28, 2025

Hayes Remains Bullish on Crypto Market

Yet, for all his doom, Hayes is no Luddite. “The next cycle,” he mused, “will be driven by monetary alchemy.” The U.S. government, he claimed, is brewing a potion of liquidity injections, its economy ailing and politics a tempest. “The end of the beginning,” he called it, as if reciting lines from a noir script. “Bull market money printing? That’s the crescendo ahead.”

And what of Bitcoin’s halving ritual? Hayes dismissed it with a wave, a man who’s seen the real magic in synchronized credit expansions. “China and the U.S.,” he said, “are the puppeteers. Halvings? Just the strings.”

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2025-11-29 22:07