Bitcoin Crashes Again? Wall Street’s Secret 🤑 Manipulation Exposed! 😱

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So, Bitcoin’s crashing again, huh? 🥴 Big shocker. Crypto analyst Bull Theory-yeah, that’s a name-decided to spill the beans and blame Wall Street traders. Apparently, these guys are manipulating the market like it’s their personal playground. 🚀✨ Who knew? Oh, wait, everyone knew. But hey, it’s always fun to hear it from someone with a cool name like “Bull Theory.” 🐂📈

Wall Street Traders: The Real Crypto Villains? 🤔

In a post on X (because where else would this drama unfold?), Bull Theory called out Jane Street for crashing Bitcoin every day at 10 a.m. ET. 🕙 Like clockwork, 16 hours of gains wiped out in 20 minutes. Classic Wall Street move. 🤦‍♂️ Since early November, when Bitcoin fell below $100,000 (remember those days?), this pattern has been as consistent as my inability to finish a sentence without complaining. 😤

Another analyst, Zerohedge, chimed in, saying Jane Street is probably the culprit. 🕵️‍♂️ The chart shows a pattern so obvious, even my 90-year-old aunt could spot it. Clean wipeout within an hour of the market opening, followed by a slow recovery. High-frequency trading at its finest. 🎯 Bull Theory claims this fits Jane Street’s profile, which is basically “we’re rich and we do what we want.” 💼💰

Bitcoin chart showing the crash pattern

Jane Street, one of the biggest high-frequency trading firms, apparently has the speed and liquidity to move markets for a few minutes. 🚀 Their strategy? Dump BTC at market open, push the price into liquidity pockets, and then buy back at a lower price. 🤑 Genius? Maybe. Annoying? Definitely. Bull Theory says they’ve accumulated billions in BTC this way. Oh, and they hold $2.5 billion in BlackRock’s Bitcoin ETF. Just another day in the life of a Wall Street giant. 🏦

So, the real reason Bitcoin’s crashing isn’t macro weakness-it’s manipulation. 🤯 Bull Theory expects BTC to keep going up once these big players are done buying. Because, you know, they’re totally going to stop. 🙄

FOMC Meeting: The Crypto Market’s Worst Nightmare? 😱

Meanwhile, analyst Ali Martinez warns that Bitcoin could decline after today’s FOMC meeting. 🗓️ Shocking, I know. BTC has reacted negatively to six out of seven FOMC meetings this year. It’s like the crypto market’s version of Groundhog Day, but with more tears. 😭 Bitcoin rallied to $94,500 yesterday, hoping for a rate cut, but according to CME FedWatch, there’s a 90% chance the Fed will lower rates by 25 basis points. 🎉 But guess what? CryptoQuant says it’ll probably be a “sell the news” event, just like the last two times. 🛑

At the time of writing, Bitcoin’s trading at around $92,600, down in the last 24 hours. 📉 Another day, another crash. But hey, at least we’ve got Wall Street to blame. Thanks, guys! 🙌

Bitcoin price chart showing recent decline

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2025-12-10 23:35