Good evening, my crypto-obsessed friends! Welcome to the drama of Metaplanet Inc., Tokyo’s glittering unicorn, where the Bitcoin jingle is so catchy, it sends you into a hyperventilating frenzy! Ni Hao! In 2025, Metaplanet’s BTC Yield screamed a whopping 568.2%, while they happily hoarded a treasure trove of 35,102 BTC!
The big reveal exposes their ninja-like Bitcoin boots, catapulting them to “the world’s largest publicly admitted Bitcoin collectors” category. Yes, the accolade of showing off like this is probably on their to-do list!
Bitcoin Overboard!
During the magical fourth quarter of 2025, Metaplanet amassed a heroic 4,279 BTC-locked and loaded at an average of ¥16.33 million per coin! Our eager CEO, Simon “The Bitcoin Whisperer” Gerovich, might just have a secret cookie jar full of bitcoins 🍪.
Their bitcoin stash now weighs in at ¥559.7 billion. Price per BTC? A bargain, if you’re into that sort of thing-hovering around ¥15.95 million. Daily, while you sat around twiddling your thumbs or mindlessly scrolling through social media!
Metaplanet Acquires Additional 4,279 BTC, Total Holdings Reach 35,102 BTC 🎉🔥
– Metaplanet Inc. (@Metaplanet) December 30, 2025
Aha! This digital coin fest is courtesy of their Bitcoin Treasury Operations. Since their grand reveal in December 2024, it’s been like Christmas every month. Fund these bitcoins through income, dancing in capital markets, and leveraging Bitcoin-backed fairy dust-er, credit facilities!
By Q4, they had a Bitcoin Yield as sweet as HALLELUJAH!-11.9%. In earlier quarters, yields galore: 95.6%, 129.4%, and 33.0% because who doesn’t love a good yield number?
They’ve got a fancy metric called BTC Yield, which (honestly, I googled it) measures Bitcoin per fully diluted share. Splendid way to outsmart dilution from new equity! 🎩✨
Meanwhile, BTC Gain and BTC ¥ Gain turn your quantifiable fantasy of Bitcoin holdings into actual numbers.
Metaplanet: A Headline Beggar and Global Bitcoin BFF
Ah, even superheroes have one dragon they can’t slay. Yes, dear readers, despite Metaplanet’s flashier 568.2% yield, their portfolio took a mild tumble: 18.9% in market value terms (boo hiss to that, Bitcoin!)
Remember, folks: BTC Yield is not your grandma’s measure of realized gains. But, rather, the sassiest swagger at strategic Bitcoin mash-ups. Communicating to the shareholders in the language of cryptomagic!
Now wearing the crown of the fourth largest corporate Bitcoin holder! (Shout out to Strategy, MARA, and Twenty One Capital-who’s giving out the tiaras today?)
The proud cavalcade of Metaplanet marries disciplined accumulation, capital market activity, and leveraged facilities, proving once again that humans order their lives the way you just found you manage your fridge magnets post-move: haphazard but kinda neat when you step back.
Entrenched so slightly, yet lofty on the corporate stage as their unique weirdo strategies tantalize through the brew of strategic positioning and potential Bitcoin tango upside! This, beloved, is a transformative moment in corporate finance.
Godspeed, mortals! Amidst the frolicking and flair, be wary that BTC Yield, though intoxicating, isn’t quite champagne and steak-dinner realized gains. Consider the cryptos before you cast your lot! For lo and behold, Metaplanet leads the charge, proving Bitcoin’s maturity as a mammoth treasury tool. And that, dear friends, is no laughing matter. Well, maybe just a little 😆.
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