Ethereum Foundation Sells 5,000 ETH to Tom Lee’s BitMine for $10.2M-Here’s the Shocking Twist!

The non-profit organization, established in 2014 to support the Ethereum blockchain and its ecosystem, said the funds will support its core operations, including protocol research and development, ecosystem growth, and community grants. You know, because nothing says “community” like selling millions to a guy who once predicted Bitcoin would hit $500,000. (Spoiler: He was wrong. But hey, at least he’s consistent!)

Ethereum’s Grand Gambit: Will $2K Oasis Turn Into a Bubble or a Circus?

The daily chart still carries the temperature of a bruised grump: ETH sits below the 100‑day and 200‑day moving averages, both of which slope in a manner that favours sellers on the grander timeline. The descending stairwell that saw it fall the previous months is holding tight, so the market is still playing in the danger zone, like a drunk juggler holding a flaming sword.

The Hidden Panic: USDT Exodus as War Drains Crypto’s Lifeblood – March 2026

Beneath the veneer of activity lies a truth as stark as the Siberian tundra. This is no market rally; it is a mass migration. As the Strait of Hormuz narrows, so too does the trust in banks. Stablecoins, those digital rubles of the desperate, now ferry not just value, but hope. Yet in their quiet service, they siphon liquidity from the very veins of exchange markets, leaving behind a hollow shell.

Coinbase & Bybit: Love, Lies, and Crypto

Bybit’s valuation is supposedly as stable as a cryptocurrency, which is to say, not very. But hey, if they can match OKX’s $25 billion vibe, maybe they’ll finally stop looking like the awkward cousin at the crypto family reunion.