Crypto: A Right Proper Mess 📈

So, one hears that SBI Digital Markets – a name that frankly requires a decoder ring – has decided to put all its eggs in the Chainlink basket. Apparently, a ten trillion yen house doesn’t trust its own custodians, and requires the assistance of a clever bit of code to move tokens about. All very modern, no doubt, but one does wonder if a signed IOU and a trustworthy chap wouldn’t have sufficed. Something about ‘secure transfers’ and ‘sensitive data.’ Oh, the drama! It’s all rather frightfully efficient, naturally, and will accelerate “onchain finance expansion across Asia and Europe.” I shudder to think what that entails. 🙄

Big Upcoming Games With Dinosaurs

As a huge dinosaur fan, I’m so excited about all the upcoming games! It seems like developers are really embracing these incredible creatures and putting them in all sorts of fun and wild scenarios. We’re going to see everything from cute, friendly dinos to terrifyingly realistic encounters, and even some totally unexpected mixes of game genres. I can’t wait to play them all!

🤯 Crypto & Visa?! You Won’t Believe This!

Tangem Pay, they call it. A fittingly bland name for what amounts to a method of spending USDC – that most modern of currencies – using a Visa card, while retaining control of the funds. Such novelty! One wonders if this is progress, or merely a more elaborate form of financial entanglement. 😉

Will XRP Set Sail to the Stars? 😄💰

XRP Price Chart

The initial retreat below $2.25 and $2.20 by XRP, mirroring the dance of Bitcoin and Ethereum, plunged it beneath the $2.150 and $2.120 perches. Its descent formed a low, a tranquil $2.066, before igniting its nascent recovery. The spirited rebound surpassed the $2.20 and $2.25 levels, audaciously scaling the 50% Fib retracement of its previous downward peregrination from the $2.552 pinnacles to the $2.066 nadir.

Resident Evil Film Set Photos Reveal Snowy Raccoon City

The upcoming Resident Evil movie, directed by Zach Cregger of the popular film ‘Weapons,’ is generating a lot of excitement as a potential blockbuster video game adaptation. Set to release on September 18, 2026 – coinciding with the game’s 30th anniversary – the film has a lot of expectations to meet. Although the cast is known, details about the plot have been scarce. Initially, filmmakers stated the movie wouldn’t be a direct adaptation of the games, but rather inspired by them. However, recent photos from the Prague set suggest the film is recreating a substantial portion of a city from the game world.