Let’s not call this a “bull run” – that’s too dignified. This is more like a stampede of clueless cows wearing “I’m a Short Seller” signs. The buying pressure? Two months in the making, folks. And now it’s clashing with the heaviest concentration of leveraged short positions since the Great Crypto Crash of 2026. Spoiler: The cows are winning. For now.
Ah, Bitcoin, that fickle darling of the digital realm, has perched itself above $70,000 like a crow on a wobbly branch. Its resilience is as baffling as a nose in the middle of a face-why is it there? Who knows! Yet, here it stands, defiant amidst the selloff that saw it plummet from $75,000, as if it had tripped over its own shoelaces.
New research explores whether large language models can perform the logical reasoning needed for formal program verification, and reveals significant limitations in their ability to handle complex proofs.
The BeInCrypto Legal and Regulatory Expert Council, a cabal of sages in ties and blockchain, whispers of a new electorate: crypto voters. A bloc so potent, even politicians might soon trade their briefcases for crypto wallets-or perish in the maelstrom.
Our dear ETH is currently loitering around $2,140, nursing a 48% bruise from its January high of $3,400. But fear not! The derivatives and spot markets are having a jolly old argument about what happens next. Will it be a triumphant bounce or a slapstick tumble? Only the crystal ball knows-and it’s on holiday.
A new analysis categorizes the complexity of card-based shuffle operations, providing a crucial benchmark for evaluating cryptographic protocol security.
Companies House, that austere sentinel of corporate virtue, declared Zedxion’s demise due to “information or a statement in an application for incorporation that is misleading, false or deceptive.” A poetic irony, one might say, for a company built on the pillars of illusion.
Bitcoin (BTC), that elusive beast known as digital gold, has come to a halt after a brief flirtation with the $70,000 mark, having plummeted a modest 8% since its midweek high. Meanwhile, Ethereum (ETH) has graciously dipped 2.2% to meander below the $2,200 threshold, while other well-known coins such as XRP, BNB, and Solana have all taken a collective step back, each declining by a mere 1% on this fine Friday.
New research provides a detailed physical model to quantify how susceptible DRAM memory cells are to attacks like Rowhammer and Rowpress.
And let’s not forget the earlier fracas with KuCoin, which was handed a $14 million penalty for the audacity of operating without a proper introduction to Canadian bureaucracy. How gauche! These incidents, my darlings, were merely the opening acts in a grand melodrama.
