Bitcoin’s Wild Ride: Bulls Bet Bigger Than a Galactic Hitchhiker 🚀
Deribit, the crypto options exchange so dominant it makes black holes look indecisive, reported an all-time high OI of $50 billion. Their latest update, delivered with the urgency of a Vogon poetry reading, noted that “$100K puts are gaining traction.” Whether this means Bitcoin is heading for the moon or a dramatic faceplant remains to be seen.


