Some nations, bless their hearts, claimed to act in the name of investor protection-though one might suspect their true aim was to prevent the common folk from losing their fortunes to schemes more dubious than a Regency-era fortune hunter.
So what’s cooking in the crypto kitchen? Let’s break it down, shall we? 🤔
With the markets gossiping about Fed rate cuts and a weaker dollar in 2025, crypto investors are back to their favorite game: “How do I get rich without actually working?” The answer? Stack more Bitcoin or hope for a 2x return while sipping lemonade and pretending you’re a Wall Street genius 🍋📈.
Researchers detail a novel distributed quantum computing approach that leverages ion qubit shuttling to overcome limitations in scaling and connectivity.
These games didn’t revolutionize the industry, but they proved that small development teams could create something truly special when given the freedom to be creative. Some focused on fast-paced, challenging combat, while others prioritized unique visuals or innovative ways to move within the game. Regardless of their approach, they all had a certain spark that made players realize just how impressive independent games could be.
Ken Levine, known for creating the BioShock series, is now directing a new game called Judas. Ever since Judas was announced, BioShock fans have been excited for his next project, as it’s been nearly a decade since his last game release. While players can expect the same creative touch they love from Levine, Judas will also feature some major differences from the BioShock games.
Having endured the indignity of slipping below $84,000 on Monday-a tragedy so brief it might’ve been scripted-Bitcoin staged a Tuesday resurrection that would make Houdini blush. The result? A blistering 8% surge, because why merely recover when one might ascend like a crypto phoenix? 🔥
Researchers are exploring noise-enhanced convolutional codes to build more robust cryptographic systems capable of withstanding attacks from future quantum computers.
I’m so excited that Monster Train 2 and Spray Paint Simulator are now available with Game Pass! They’ve actually been part of PC Game Pass and Xbox Game Pass Ultimate since May – Monster Train 2 dropped on the 21st, and Spray Paint Simulator followed on the 29th. The best part is that both games were added to the service on day one, which is awesome!
The Kobeissi Letter, that oracle of numbers, cackles: even with $8.2 billion in debt, Strategy’s BTC stash still outshines its other endeavors, which the market values at a resounding negative. 🖤 Yes, my friends, the world has decided Strategy’s operations are worth less than a hole in the ground. A bizarre disconnect? Nay, it’s a cosmic joke, a financial farce penned by a drunk accountant and directed by a vengeful god. 🎭