The Sygnum Future Finance 2025 report, a modern-day oracle of financial prophecy, unveils a stunning truth: 61% of institutional investors plan to flood their portfolios with digital assets, while a mere 4%-the faint-hearted choir of finance-consider scaling back. But here’s the twist: within a year, even the bravest may waver, their optimism as fleeting as a TikTok trend. Why? Because 76% crave direct token ownership (because who needs sleep when you can stake?), and 55% are drooling over exchange-traded products. Tokenized real-world assets and stablecoins? Oh, they’re in the chat, whispering sweet nothings about “long-term wealth preservation.” Meanwhile, 91% of high-net-worth individuals scoff at fiat currencies, calling them “economic confetti.” 🎉💸