Ubisoft has released its long-awaited financial report, which was delayed and led to a temporary stop in trading. This delay caused many to speculate about the company’s prospects.
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Hold onto your wallets because Zcash is one of the few shiny spots in this crypto disaster zone. With charts that actually look… stable (what a concept!), ZEC has a juicy -0.87 correlation with Bitcoin. Translation? ZEC tends to go up when Bitcoin goes down. Take that, Bitcoin.
Bitcoin, that old grifter with a grin, accounted for half the carnage, leaving longs-those fools who bet on sunshine-scrambling like gophers with their holes collapsing. Shorts? They just stood there, smug as a cat in a sunbeam, pocketing $129.3 million while the rest of us wept into our coffee.
Ubisoft recently delayed its financial report for the first half of the 2025-26 fiscal year, but it’s now available. The report, released before markets opened on November 21st, contains some interesting information, including an explanation of what ‘OT’ refers to.
Glassnode, that oracle of on-chain whispers, has scribbled a new psalm on X: the Mayer Multiple, that peculiar ratio of spot price to 200-day moving average, has crawled back to its lowly perch. It’s like watching a man with a pocket watch and a hangover count every second twice.
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Past livestreams for Infinity Nikki have included four redeem codes, so players can likely expect the same with the trailer for version 2.0.
Coinglass, our modern-day Cassandra, reports that $1B of this carnage occurred in the last hour alone. One imagines traders clutching pearls and muttering “not again” as the charts turned blood-red. Meanwhile, the average BTC ETF investor-bless their optimistic hearts-is currently marinating in losses like a particularly soggy crumpet.
MSCI, that most esteemed of financial soothsayers, has embarked upon a grand quest to determine the fate of firms whose digital assets exceed half their total assets. One might call it a bureaucratic ballet of exclusion! 🕺
