If Metroid Prime 4 hasn’t clicked for you yet, you’re definitely not the only one

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The first time I started the game, the sights and sounds instantly transported me back to 2002, when I first played the original Metroid Prime on GameCube. It was a truly immersive experience. However, the more I play Metroid Prime 4, the more disappointed I become. It just doesn’t feel like the game I remembered, and I keep wondering if this is all there is after so many years. If you feel the same way, know that many others do too.

Boruto: Kishimoto Already Revealed Naruto’s Next Upgrade 8 Years Ago

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Naruto Uzumaki is a central and incredibly popular character in the Naruto series, making his recent portrayal in Boruto particularly upsetting to fans. During his fight with Isshiki, Naruto lost the power he gained from Kurama. Soon after, shockingly, he was sealed away by his adopted son, Kawaki, and hasn’t been seen in the story since.

Ethereum’s Farewell Party: Address Counts Drop and Investors Whisper “Bye” 👋

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CryptoOnchain, that wise oracle of on-chain stats, shrugs and reports that Ethereum’s active addresses have nosedived from their August high of 483,000 – a number as glorious as a Soviet parade – down to a measly 327,000. That’s over a third of the crowd vanishing faster than a politician’s promises. May this be the end of the golden era? Perhaps. The market mourns as the network’s lively troupe dwindles, relegating some to the shadows of history.

Bitcoin’s Existential Crisis: To Moon or Not to Moon? 🤔💸

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Ah, the theatrics of it all! A few “possibly manipulated leverage flushes” (how delightfully vague) have graced the stage over the past fortnight, yet the asset remains as directionless as a dandy at a temperance meeting. Alphractal CEO Joao Wedson, ever the dramatist, declared Bitcoin at a “critical on-chain support” level, as if the poor thing were clinging to a chandelier at a Wildean soirée. His “Realized Cap Impulse” is testing a “decisive region”-historically, a zone where Bitcoin pauses for a cigarette before either collapsing elegantly or ascending with a flourish. But, darling, demand must emerge now, lest the whole affair descend into farce.