Crypto Drama: Justin Sun’s Hilarious Plan to Save Ethereum (and Make it Rich!)

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So, picture this: Justin Sun, the crypto billionaire and self-proclaimed blockchain wizard, has decided to drop some wisdom on Ethereum co-founder Vitalik Buterin. Yes, the same Vitalik who’s been busy scribbling away about Ethereum Layer-1 and Layer-2 scaling like it’s the next great novel. 📚

And just when you thought it couldn’t get any more exciting, Sun’s tweet pops up, promising to catapult ETH to a jaw-dropping $10,000! Because, you know, who doesn’t want to be a crypto millionaire overnight? 💸

Sun’s Advice to Vitalik: A Masterclass in Simplicity

While our dear Vitalik was busy suggesting that they focus on the economics of ETC (yawn), Justin swoops in with his sage advice: “Just focus on the value of ETH.” Wow, groundbreaking stuff, Justin! 🙄

Just focus on value of ETH

— H.E. Justin Sun 🍌 (@justinsuntron) January 24, 2025

Earlier this week, Justin penned a lengthy manifesto on what he would do if he were the big boss of Ethereum. Spoiler alert: it involves a lot of grand plans and a sprinkle of wishful thinking. 🌈

Justin Sun’s Master Plan to Rocket ETH to $10,000

Just two days ago, our hero Justin unveiled his five-step plan to send Ethereum’s price soaring to $10,000 per coin. Because why not? His “first week plan” promises to have ETH hitting $4,500 faster than you can say “blockchain.” 🚀

First on his list? Stop the Ethereum Foundation from selling any ETH for three whole years. Yes, you heard that right! He wants to keep the ETH supply tighter than a pair of skinny jeans after Thanksgiving. 🍗

Next, he suggests imposing hefty taxes on all layer-2 projects. Because nothing says “let’s make money” like a good old tax scheme! He’s aiming for a cool $5 billion in taxes per year. That’s right, folks, he’s planning to buy back ETH and burn it like it’s a bad relationship. 🔥

And let’s not forget about the Ethereum Foundation staff. Justin’s plan includes trimming the fat and rewarding the best performers with “significant salary increases.” Because who doesn’t love a little meritocracy mixed with a dash of corporate drama? 🎭

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2025-01-24 18:56