Binance’s CZ: ‘I Haven’t Bought a Single Meme Coin’

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In a world where the absurd reigns supreme, Changpeng Zhao, erstwhile sovereign of Binance, has proclaimed with a tone of utmost seriousness that he has not, in fact, purchased a single meme coin. Not one! Not even a token that might make a cat meme blush. The same holds true for those curious non-fungible tokens, which, let’s be honest, are about as fungible as a brick in a swimming pool. 🏊‍♂️

With a fervor reminiscent of a man defending his last loaf of bread, he asserted, “Is CZ shifting away from fundamentals? No! I am a builder. I always focus on fundamentals.” Ah, the noble builder, tirelessly erecting the edifice of cryptocurrency while the world around him crumbles into a frenzy of digital absurdity. 🏗️

This declaration comes on the heels of Binance’s audacious decision to list the Test (TST) token. A token, mind you, that was birthed in the chaotic womb of the meme coin factory known as Four.meme on the BNB Chain. And yet, our dear ex-CEO, in a fit of dramatic irony, clarified that he was not involved in the listing process. “Why did TST get listed on Binance? I don’t know for sure. I am entirely NOT involved in their listing process,” he lamented, as if he were a mere spectator in a circus of clowns. 🎪

In a twist worthy of a Dostoevsky novel, the TST token was unveiled in an educational video, a veritable masterpiece meant to elucidate the workings of this meme coin factory. But alas, the tutorial was swiftly deleted, as if it were a scandalous secret best left buried. Yet, like a phoenix rising from the ashes, the meme coin continued to gain traction, much to the chagrin of the rational mind. The team, in a fit of nostalgia, reuploaded the video, but CZ, ever the stoic, made it abundantly clear that he was not endorsing this token. “TST is not affiliated with Binance or anyone,” he declared, as if trying to distance himself from a particularly embarrassing family reunion. 🥴

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2025-02-09 22:12