Crypto and Super Bowl: A Regency Era Scandal in Five Acts 👒
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a bull run must attract a certain degree of fanfare. Yet, my dear reader, the conspicuous absence of cryptocurrency advertisements at this year’s Super Bowl was indeed a subject most worthy of notice. 🤔
Pray, let us cast our minds back to the year 2022, wherein the spectacle known as the “Crypto Bowl” was unveiled. The grand achievements of firms such as Coinbase, Crypto.com, and even—dare I say—the ill-fated FTX endeavored to dominate the senses, as if they were Regency bachelors at a ball vying for the finest dance partners. Alas, their bloom has most ungracefully faded. 🚶♂️💸
As no doubt you are already aware, the harsh frost of a bear market descended upon the scene in 2023, driving these advertisements into exile. The collapse of the FTX exchange, a calamity worthy of a tragedy penned by Shakespeare himself, only served to seal their fate. 🐻❄️
Instead, my dear companion, it is artificial intelligence (a notion that surely smacks of wizardry and mischief to some) that claimed the prime drawing rooms of advertisement during this year’s most celebrated sporting event. 🦾✨
Yet not all was as one might hope. The Kansas City Chiefs, much lauded as the first NFT team (a distinction no lady of taste might envy, let me assure you), suffered a grievous defeat against the Philadelphia Eagles. Oh, how the mighty are fallen! 🦅🏈
Fortuitously, the event was not devoid of glamour. Miss Taylor Swift, known for her liaisons most memorable (currently with Kansas City Chiefs player Mr. Travis Kelce), graced the occasion alongside the venerable Mr. Macaulay Culkin, a man whose fame rests comfortably on a youthful escapade involving burglar deterrence of an unusual kind. 🎶🕴️
And what, pray tell, of the entertainment? None other than the celebrated Mr. Kendrick Lamar delivered a lively halftime performance, inducing no small measure of admiration with his rendition of “Not Like Us,” a melody most daring in its candor. Tennis legend Miss Serena Williams, radiant as Diana herself, appeared as a surprise guest during his performance, to the delight of all in attendance. 🎤🎾
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