Crypto Secrets Unveiled: What CZ Really Holds in His Digital Treasure Chest!

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In a world where cryptocurrency moguls are as forthcoming as a cat in a bathtub, Changpeng Zhao—known to his friends, and probably his enemies, as CZ—has decided to lift the veil on his digital treasure trove. Yes, you heard it right! The former CEO of Binance, the largest cryptocurrency exchange that makes even the most ambitious dragons look like they’re hoarding pennies, has shared a peek into his portfolio. It’s like finding out that the wizard behind the curtain is actually just a very confused accountant.

Now, brace yourselves, for the grand reveal: CZ holds a whopping 1.32% of Bitcoin, 98.47% of Binance Coin, and a smidgen of EURI, which is not a new type of pasta but rather a stablecoin that’s as stable as a three-legged chair in a windstorm. EURI is the brainchild of Banking Circle SA and is supposed to be as reliable as a Euro, which is a bit like saying a cat is as reliable as a dog—depends on the cat, really.

When asked about this curious little EURI, CZ scratched his head and admitted he couldn’t quite remember where it came from. Perhaps it was a leftover from a particularly wild night involving the Binance card? “Not sure,” he mused, which is a phrase that could easily be the motto of many a crypto enthusiast.

But wait, there’s more! He also possesses some SBTC, which, according to CZ, is a bit of a mystery. “What the heck is SBTC?” he exclaimed, as if it were a particularly troublesome riddle. It might have been a fork, or perhaps an airdrop coin, but whatever it was, it seems to have been delisted faster than a bad reality show. “I can’t even get rid of it,” he lamented, which is a sentiment that resonates with anyone who’s ever tried to declutter their digital wallet.

What’s Changpeng Zhao’s net worth?

While CZ has graciously unveiled the structure of his crypto holdings, the actual amounts remain as elusive as a cat in a game of hide and seek. Recently, he revealed one of his wallets, which he used to make a $150,000 donation to victims of the LIBRA rug—because nothing says “I care” like a generous donation from a crypto king. Interestingly, this wallet then received a staggering $1,000,000 worth of coins in return, which is either a stroke of luck or a very clever marketing strategy.

According to the ever-watchful Arkham, this wallet currently contains 862,773 BNB worth $553,400; and a staggering 10.143 million BROCCOLI, a meme coin inspired by CZ’s dog, which is worth $547,770. Yes, you read that right—BROCCOLI! It seems even the crypto world has a sense of humor, albeit a rather peculiar one. And let’s not forget the small amounts of other tokens, which are probably just there for moral support.

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2025-02-24 19:14