Crypto’s Most Baffling Comeback: SBF’s Tweets Leave Us All Scratching Our Heads!

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Well, well, well! Look who’s back from the land of silence! It’s none other than FTX’s very own Sam Bankman-Fried, who has decided to pop up on social media after a two-year snooze fest. And boy, is the crypto community scratching their heads! 🤔

Now, let’s not forget, this chap is currently enjoying a rather lengthy stay in the slammer for pulling off a grand heist of fraud. But instead of knitting sweaters or counting sheep, he’s busy tweeting about the oh-so-dreadful task of firing people. Oh, the horror! 😱

“And I can confirm that being unemployed is a lot less relaxing than it looks. Firing people is one of the hardest things to do in the world,” he tweeted, as if he’s just discovered the secret to life! Who knew? 🙄

SBF using his 10 minutes of phone access in the last 6 months to tweet the most basic LinkedIn thread about management 🔥🔥🔥

— Atrioc (@Atrioc) February 25, 2025

Now, Adam Cochran, the big cheese over at CEHV, thinks that our dear Sam might be angling for a pardon. Perhaps his lawyers are typing away like mad scientists, crafting a PR masterpiece? Or maybe, just maybe, his account has been hijacked by a rogue raccoon! 🦝

Last month, the ever-reliable Bloomberg reported that Sam’s parents, who happen to be professors at Stanford Law School (fancy, eh?), are on a mission to secure a pardon for their prodigal son. Because nothing says “I love you” like a good old-fashioned legal battle! ❤️

In his first jailhouse interview, which was published just this month, Sam insisted that there are enough assets to pay back all the customers. He claimed his case is part of a grand conspiracy against crypto in the US. Oh, the drama! 🎭

Let’s not forget, this fella was sentenced to a whopping 25 years behind bars last March. Talk about a long time to think about your life choices! 🕰️

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2025-02-25 08:49