In a most delightful twist of fate, as reported by the illustrious Wall Street Journal on a rather unremarkable Friday, the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission has decided to drop its rather tiresome investigation into the illustrious Uniswap Labs, the masterminds behind the leading automated market maker (AMM). One can only wonder if they were simply too busy sipping tea to continue their pursuit of justice!
As the ever-astute U.Today has noted, the SEC had previously informed Uniswap of its grand intentions to drag this popular cryptocurrency project into the courtroom, as if it were a scene from a particularly dull play.
Under the previous regime, helmed by the ever-so-serious former Chair Gary Gensler, the SEC had the audacity to suggest that Labs was an unregistered broker. Oh, the scandal! How utterly shocking! π
Earlier this month, in a display of regulatory gymnastics, the agency also decided to abandon its widely publicized lawsuit against Coinbase, the reigning monarch of centralized exchanges in the U.S. And just when you thought the drama was over, on Monday, they also bid adieu to their probe into Robinhood Crypto. One can only assume they were overwhelmed by the sheer excitement of it all!
“It’s a travesty that great companies like Uniswap Labs had to waste so much time and money fighting regulatory overreach,” lamented cryptocurrency lawyer Jake Chervinsky, who seems to have a flair for the dramatic in his response to this latest development. How tragic indeed! π
Uniswap, in a fit of jubilation, described the SEC’s sudden change of heart as a “huge win” for the decentralized finance (DeFi) sector. According to the company, this delightful turn of events reaffirms that the technology behind their project is, indeed, on “the right side of the law.” How reassuring! π
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2025-02-25 21:34