Max Keiser Drops Epic New Bitcoin Price Prediction, Peter Schiff Creates His Own BTC Reserve, 792,000,000 DOGE Transferred in Minutes: Crypto News Digest by U.Today

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Max Keiser Drops Epic New <a href="https://inrusdinr.in/btc-usd/">Bitcoin</a> Price Prediction, Peter Schiff Creates His Own <a href="https://investment-policy.com/btc-usd/">BTC</a> Reserve, 792,000,000 <a href="https://investment-policy.com/doge-usd/">DOGE</a> Transferred in Minutes: Crypto News Digest by U.Today

U.Today has prepared a summary of the top three news stories over the weekend. One could almost say it’s a veritable cornucopia of crypto-shenanigans.

Bitcoin to $120,000? Max Keiser drops epic new price prediction

One can hardly stroll through the digital meadows of the crypto market without encountering the pronouncements of Max Keiser, that veritable oracle of all things Bitcoin. The other day, this digital soothsayer, in a fit of audacious prognostication, declared that Bitcoin would ascend to the lofty heights of $100,000 “in the next few hours” and $120,000 by month’s end. Naturally, Bitcoin, in its usual fashion, chose to ignore his pronouncements, much to the amusement of those of us who remember the 2017 bull run. Nevertheless, one must admire the sheer audacity of his predictions. Perhaps he has a secret time machine? 🕰️

Peter Schiff creates his own BTC reserve, receives Solana instead

The news of the U.S. Strategic Bitcoin Reserve seemed to have sparked a manic frenzy in the crypto community. Peter Schiff, that perennial Bitcoin skeptic, was not immune to this contagion. In a display of what could only be described as ironic brilliance, Schiff announced the creation of his own “Strategic Bitcoin Reserve,” complete with a budget-neutral strategy for acquiring Bitcoin. Of course, one suspects that Schiff’s true aim is to poke fun at the government’s newfound interest in Bitcoin. And in a twist worthy of a Kafka novel, the first contribution to Schiff’s reserve was not Bitcoin, but Solana, a cryptocurrency he previously dismissed with the utmost disdain. Perhaps Schiff has been secretly converting to the Solana faith? 🤔

792,000,000 DOGE in minutes – What’s happening?

In the world of Dogecoin, where fortunes are made and lost on the whims of Elon Musk’s tweets, anything is possible. Recently, a staggering 792,000,000 DOGE, worth a cool $157,580,591, changed hands in a matter of minutes. This massive transaction, reminiscent of a digital land grab, sent ripples through the Dogecoin community, prompting speculation about a potential surge in the price of the meme-inspired cryptocurrency. One can only imagine the frenzied celebrations (and perhaps the existential dread) among Dogecoin holders as they watched their fortunes fluctuate like a drunken sailor on a stormy night. 🪅

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2025-03-10 19:16