Oh, Robert Kiyosaki, the guy who taught us about dads and their finances, predicted a colossal crypto crash. And guess what? It happened! 🎉 Market was all “I’m too fancy to fall” and then *splat*. So, what’s the next big plot twist? Let’s have a chinwag.
Robert’s Crystal Ball: The Crypto Market’s Big Splash
Our man Robert, with his financial wizardry, has been dropping predictions like it’s hot. Some were all sunshine and rainbows, others were like, “brace yourselves, winter is coming.” Including the mother of all crashes. Because why not throw in some rising U.S. debt and monetary shenanigans into the mix?
“BOOM GOING BUST: Technical charts indicate the biggest crash in history is coming. Real estate prices, stocks, bonds, gold, silver, & Bitcoin crash.”
And boy, did it crash. The Nasdaq took a nosedive, and the crypto market was like, “hold my beer.” Bitcoin did the swan dive to $76,000, and Ethereum? Well, it took a snooze below $1,800. In just one day, the crypto world lost more money than I’ve ever seen in my piggy bank. 🐷💸
“In Rich Dad’s Prophecy, published in 2014, I predicted that the biggest stock market crash was still coming. Unfortunately, that crash has arrived, possibly wiping out the futures of millions of baby boomers worldwide.”
Robert also said this is gonna be bigger than the 1929 crash. You know, the one that was super fun and led to the Great Depression? He’s like, “don’t panic,” but also, “brace for impact.”
The Reasons: It’s Complicated (Like a Bad Relationship)
Since Trump’s second coming, the crypto market’s been like a rollercoaster – up, down, and all around. Analysts first blamed Trump’s trade wars, but let’s be real, it’s more like a soap opera with plot twists.
The Kobeissi Letter, the financial know-it-all, says it’s all about investor sentiment going from greedy to scaredy-cat in a blink.
Oh, and let’s not forget institutional shorting, massive fund outflows, and the whole “what’s happening with Bitcoin Reserve and crypto regulations?” vibe.
Robert’s Two Cents: Invest in the Hard Stuff
So, the crypto market’s a mess, and investors are like, “what do I do with my life?” But Kiyosaki’s all, “opportunity knocks, but only if you’re ready.” Microstrategy’s like, “buy the dip,” so they sold their toys to buy more Bitcoin.
But it’s not a walk in the park. Kiyosaki’s like, “invest in hard assets – gold, silver, Bitcoin.” And ETFs? He’s calling them faker than a reality show. 🎭
“How does an individual beat this corrupt and criminal monetary Ponzi Scheme? Start by investing and taking possession of real gold, silver, and Bitcoin. Do what is best for you. Yet I would never buy gold, silver, or Bitcoin ETFs. In my opinion, ETFs are as fake as the US dollar and US bonds.”
Now, with Kiyosaki’s crash prediction coming true, everyone’s like, “what about that Bitcoin prediction?” You know, the one where BTC hits $10M, gold goes to $15,000, and silver’s all, “I’m worth $110 per ounce.”
What’s Next? The Plot Thickens…
So, the market’s down, but it’s not out. We’re all waiting for Bitcoin Reserve updates and some regulatory clarity. Kiyosaki’s like, “buy, buy, buy,” but you gotta be smart about it. Diversify, don’t over-leverage, and trade like a boss. 💼🚀
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2025-03-11 12:49