Michael SaylorāBitcoin‘s unofficial hype man and probably the guy whoād turn his laundry into NFTs if he couldātook to social media (surprise, surprise) to address his legions of followers like a blockchain prophet on a mission.
In his latest episode of “Michael Saylor Explains It All,” he dropped a video of his speech at the Bitcoin Policy Institute, where he waxed poetic about why Donald Trumpās approval of the Bitcoin Strategic Reserve (SBR) isnāt just policyāitās destiny. It feels like the plot twist you didnāt ask for in a political drama but now canāt stop watching.
Oh, and sitting right next to him, cheering him on like a hypewoman at a crypto pep rally? None other than Senator Cynthia Lummis of Wyoming, the state that probably has more āHODLā bumper stickers per capita than anywhere else.
Michael Saylor: Bitcoin, Maps, and Manhattan Real Estate Analogies šļø
With the enthusiasm of a man whoās clearly named his router āSatoshi,ā Saylor declared the SBR a cornerstone for ensuring Americaās dominance in the coming digital age. According to him, Bitcoin isnāt just digital currency; itās like the land under Manhattan, but shinier, virtual, and a lot harder to walk on.
The Strategic Bitcoin Reserve represents a strategy for U.S. digital supremacy in the 21st century. In this presentation, I discuss why Bitcoin is critical to our nation’s prosperity and how America can become the global Bitcoin superpower.
ā Michael Saylorā”ļø (@saylor) March 12, 2025
Saylor likened Bitcoin to owning Manhattan real estate in a digital form. You wouldnāt sell the land carelessly to cover rent, right? Youād develop it, borrow against it, or maybe build a Starbucks on every corner. Similarly, he argued, Bitcoin offers endless possibilities. Meanwhile, other assetsālike cheese or natural gasājust sit there, metaphorically waving their tiny hands, hoping to be useful.
He even predicted that your online banking experience is going to rely on Bitcoinās network for things like security, integrity, andāa key oneāfinancial settlement. And letās face it, who doesnāt want their bank to be as unhackable as Elon Muskās Twitter account? Oh, wait. Never mind. š
SBR: A $10 Trillion Annual Piggy Bank, Apparently š·š°
Saylor didnāt stop there. Oh no. By 2045, he predicted, the US could rake in over $10 trillion a year by monetizing its Bitcoin stashārenting it out, developing new uses for it, or maybe just flexing it at economic summits. (Take that, other global currencies!)
He also went full “sci-fi channel meets stock market,” claiming the AI economy of the futureāa $100 trillion beastāwill run entirely on digital property, a.k.a. Bitcoin. And yes, in case you were wondering, he also threw Elon Muskās name into the mix, because obviously, no conversation about tech is complete without invoking the Tesla overlord. Musk, according to Saylor, said Bitcoinās cryptographic architecture is so unhackable, even the worldās smartest AI would probably give up mid-hack and start mining Dogecoin instead.
In conclusion, Saylor is ready to bet Americaās future prosperity on Bitcoin, and given his track record, heād probably put his next grocery bill on the blockchain too. Is the US ready to bet big on crypto, or will this end up being the most expensive experiment since New Coke? Only time (and probably a viral meme or two) will tell. š
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