Pro-XRP Lawyer’s Hilarious Roast of SEC: You Won’t Believe What He Said!

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So, picture this: Pro-XRP lawyer John E. Deaton, armed with a keyboard and a whole lot of sass, decided to take the SEC’s legal team to task on March 17. He’s not just throwing shade; he’s practically building a solar panel factory with all that shade! 🌞

Deaton vs. SEC: The Showdown

Our hero, Deaton, kicked things off by pointing out that recent appellate court rulings have branded the SEC’s actions as “arbitrary and capricious.” I mean, who knew the SEC could be so… dramatic? It’s like they’re auditioning for a soap opera! 🎭 He even quoted a federal judge who called SEC attorneys “hypocrites” lacking “good faith.” Ouch! That’s like being told you have bad breath at a first date. 😬

And let’s not forget the little crypto projects that the SEC has been bullying. Deaton highlighted Jeremy Kauffman and LBRY, who apparently got bankrupted by SEC tactics. It’s like watching a toddler throw a tantrum in a candy store—totally unnecessary! 🍭 He also mentioned Joe Roets and Dragonchain, who barely survived the SEC’s wrath thanks to a political miracle. Talk about dodging a bullet! 💥

But wait, there’s more! Deaton made it clear that these attorneys can’t just blame former SEC Chair Gary Gensler for their mess. “I could go on and on,” he said, and honestly, I’m here for it! These lawyers don’t get to play the blame game. They’ve earned their spot in the hot seat. Period. 🔥

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2025-03-18 15:42