Trump Media, the grand maestro of social media (let’s just say that) 🎭, has decided to waltz with the wild world of crypto. They’ve signed a non-binding agreement with Crypto.com – a name that sounds like it was invented by a caffeinated AI 🤖- to launch a series of ETFs, those magical baskets of financial instruments.
Apparently, TMTG, the company behind Truth Social (where everyone agrees with everything), and Truth.Fi (because who doesn’t need another truth?) are joining this crypto-fueled extravaganza. It’s all subject to regulatory approval, of course, because let’s face it, the government wouldn’t want to miss out on the fun, would they? 🤨
These ETFs, they say, will be like a “Made in America” parade for digital assets and securities. 🇺🇸 Think Bitcoin, Cronos, and other tokens that will make your head spin faster than a roulette wheel on steroids 🌪️.
Crypto.com will be the backstage crew, providing the infrastructure and custody services to keep those cryptocurrencies safe and sound. They’re expecting these ETFs to be available worldwide, from the bustling streets of New York to the serene temples of Tokyo ✈️.
Will this be a match made in financial heaven? Or will it end in tears and a flurry of lawsuits? Only time will tell… ⏰
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2025-03-25 01:35