In what can only be described as a perfectly orchestrated circus of digital assets, my dear readers, the CoinDesk Indices has graciously bestowed upon us their daily performance update – a spectacle worthy of your finest champagne. 🍾
The CoinDesk 20, that illustrious gathering of digital nobility, is presently strutting about at 2309.92, having risen 2.5% (+55.35) since yesterday’s tea time (or 4 p.m. ET, for our colonial friends). Rather splendid, wouldn’t you say? 🎩
In a display of almost suspicious unanimity, nineteen of the twenty assets are ascending, like nouveau riche at a garden party. One wonders what the twentieth might be thinking, poor dear. 🫖
Leading this peculiar parade, we find HBAR (+8.6%) and APT (+5.6%), practically shoving each other aside for the spotlight. Such unseemly enthusiasm! 🏃♂️
Meanwhile, at the bottom of our social registry, FIL appears to have taken a rather extended siesta (+0.0%), while AAVE (+1.4%) makes a halfhearted attempt at relevance. One might say they’re maintaining their dignity by refusing to participate in this vulgar display of gains. 😴
The CoinDesk 20, I’m told, is a “broad-based index traded on multiple platforms globally.” Rather like a debutante making her rounds at various balls, though presumably with less dancing and more clicking. 💃
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