Chainlink Welcomes Pi Network: Financial Revolution or Just Another Crypto Fad?

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Alright, folks, let’s talk about this. Apparently, Chainlink has decided to toss Pi Network into their little mix of data feeds—22 of ’em, to be precise. I mean, isn’t this a bit like inviting the kid with the weird haircut to the party just because you feel bad for him? 😒

Now, Pi Network and its shiny coin, $Pi, are supposedly getting in on the action with these dApps. They think they’re going to play nice with smart contracts and all that jazz. Sure, why not? Who doesn’t want a piece of the blockchain pizza? 🍕 But here’s the kicker—when will we actually use these things? I’m still waiting for someone to tell me why I need my tokens for gaming when I can just play Monopoly in my mom’s basement.

The big announcement came via X, because, of course, they had to share this monumental news like it’s the second coming of sliced bread. “In just the past week,” they say, “22 new assets became supported.” Wow. 22? What is this, a charity drive for underperforming cryptos? 🤔

Now, Chainlink—bless their hearts—is a decentralized oracle that connects blockchains with real-world data. This integration means Pi can now join the ranks of smart contracts! Hooray! But have we asked ourselves: is this what we really wanted? Or are we simply looking for the next big hype while pretending we’ve got our lives together? 😂

Look, sure, this might get Pi on some exchanges like OKX and Bitget, but let’s be real—Coinbase and Binance are still clutching their pearls like, “Oh, not so fast!” Maybe after this grand showcase, Pi can finally bust through the doors like a bouncer who’s had one too many at the bar. 🎉

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2025-04-13 19:32