Robert Kiyosaki—yes, that guy from Rich Dad Poor Dad who made us all feel inadequate about our poor, dad-advised life choices—has returned, and this time, he has news. Not the sort of news like “the neighbor’s cat is missing” but the kind with big numbers, hand-waving, and the sort of optimism that only happens after three cups of coffee (or two missed mortgage payments).
For the five of you out there who haven’t yet bought Bitcoin, here’s your wake-up call: Kiyosaki, channeling his inner oracle (or possibly just his Twitter account), says BTC could hit anywhere from $180k to $200k. Right now, Bitcoin is sitting at $94k, which in crypto years is about six months before it’s suddenly “worthless” or “enough to buy Tonga.” In the rollercoaster logbook of his predictions, the price only needs to double. But hey, what’s a hundred thousand dollars between internet friends?
Now, before you start locating the nearest pawn shop for your kidney sale, you should know Kiyosaki has reasons. Deep ones. Like, “if foreign countries stop buying US bonds, the US economy goes kaboom.” I mean, who wouldn’t want their economic policy dependent on the whims of countries that think our sitcoms are weird?
“When countries like Japan and China stop buying our bonds….inflation will go through the roof….our economy and the US dollar will crash.”
Slowly but surely, this brilliant strategy appears to be working: the US dollar is down 11% and the stock market looks like the line on a heart-rate monitor after someone says “Let’s raise tariffs.” Yet somehow, China’s markets are up, gold is having its own disco-era comeback, and even Bitcoin is out here gaining 30% in two weeks. (Take that, S&P 500. 🎉)
If tariffs stick around like that one friend who never leaves your party, we could see the bond market throw its own little tantrum. Investors might run to Bitcoin (so hard, so shiny), which has basically become digital gold for people who want steak knives and meme coins instead of bars and vaults.
So, a $180k or $200k Bitcoin? Given our administrative policies, wild geopolitical vibes, and the fact that one Bitcoin is now roughly the cost of renting a one-bedroom apartment in the Bay Area—for a week—it’s not as outlandish as it sounds. The only real surprise will be when it happens, not if.
Where Does Bitcoin Go Now? (Besides Up, Up, and Away) 🚀
Meanwhile, Bitcoin ETFs (that’s “exchange traded funds,” not “early tornado forecasts”) have brought in $3.5 billion in just eight days. Apparently, investors like volatility served with a side of “hey, maybe this time it’s different.” All this money flowing into BTC? Makes you wonder whether we should even bother learning Excel anymore.
To round things out, Bitcoin’s “Energy Value” apparently hovers at $130k, which means either 1) it’s underpriced today, or 2) we all missed the class where that term was explained. Bulls remain optimistic, bears are grumpy, and Robert Kiyosaki? He’s probably buying more Hawaiian shirts for the next crash.
So, if you’re asking whether to go long on Bitcoin, maybe ask yourself: Do you trust the Federal Reserve, or do you like rollercoasters and crypto Twitter? If it’s the latter, remember to buckle up, wear sunscreen, and maybe don’t listen to all your dads—rich, poor, or otherwise.
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2025-04-29 14:15