Bitcoin Blasts Past $87K—Is $92,000 the Ball at Which All Must Attend?

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It is a truth not universally acknowledged, that a single crypto-asset in possession of a good rally, must be in want of more. Mr. van de Poppe, a gentleman of considerable experience—though perhaps not a landed fortune—did declare that for Bitcoin to conquer the $87,000 threshold ranked among its most arduous battles. And now, dear reader, the feat has been gloriously accomplished. One might almost imagine a faint murmur of applause drifting through Netherfield Park (or the drawing rooms of Twitter, if you’re so inclined). 👏

“There existed but one formidable obstacle: $87K. It hath been overcome with all the elegance of Mr. Darcy leaping over his pride,” mused van de Poppe, presumably over tea, though in reality, he posted this insightful observation on X—once known as Twitter, but destined to confuse the elderly for many a season more.

With this milestone behind, BTC found itself ascending beyond the $92,000 mark as if coaching to the Assembly Rooms—drawing the envy and scrutiny of every altcoin in the vicinity. Should this upward constitution persist, it suggests a changing of the social order… or at the very least, a bullish reversal on the charts, which by market etiquette, is considered almost as exciting as a surprise marriage proposal. 💍

The illustration appended to Mr. van de Poppe’s discourse reveals not only this prestigious breakout, but highlights a dramatic double-bottom earlier in the year—call it a debutante’s second chance at love—and a most mischievous “fake move,” followed, naturally, by a grand rally suited to a heroine in a three-volume novel. The $92,000 dance card appears well attended and—not wishing to slight anyone—the bullish momentum seems firmly engaged, at least for this set.

“Any dip is a charming opportunity to attend the ball,” van de Poppe assures us—clearly preferring his market corrections as he prefers his suitors: suitably brief, followed by a triumphant return to new all-time highs. Is not hope itself a most splendid investment strategy? 😉

For the present, Bitcoin’s steadfastness above $92K may yet prove a perfect launchpad, should the fates of macroeconomics and investor optimism remain favorably disposed. After all, what is a hundred thousand dollars compared to a resolute heart?

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2025-05-04 21:44