NYC cops linked to crypto torture case put on modified duties: Report

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When Crypto Goes Wrong: Cops, Kidnapping, and a Dash of Sarcasm! 😂

In the bustling heart of New York City, where dreams are made and sometimes shattered, the NYPD has found itself in a bit of a pickle. Two officers, once the pride of the precinct, have been placed on modified duties—whatever that means—after being linked to a rather bizarre case involving a crypto trader who, it seems, had a rather unfortunate run-in with some not-so-friendly folks.

Detective Roberto Cordero, who apparently has the honor of guarding Mayor Eric Adams, is said to have picked up the alleged victim, Michael Valentino Teofrasto Carturan, from the airport. One can only imagine the conversation in the car: “So, how’s your crypto portfolio doing? Oh, by the way, we’re headed to a townhouse where you might just meet your doom!”

According to the esteemed The New York Times, Cordero and his partner in crime-fighting, Detective Raymond J. Low, were also providing security at the very townhouse where Carturan claimed he made his daring escape. Talk about a security detail gone wrong!

Both detectives are now on modified duties while the investigation unfolds, which is just a fancy way of saying they’re sitting in the corner with a dunce cap on. Meanwhile, one of them was allegedly moonlighting as a chauffeur for Carturan, while the other was apparently on the payroll of one of the suspects. Who knew being a cop could be so… entrepreneurial?

“We are disturbed by these allegations,” said Mayor Adams’ office, probably while trying to suppress a chuckle. “As soon as it came to our attention, the officers were placed on modified duty.” Well, that’s reassuring, isn’t it?

Now, let’s not forget the juicy details: Carturan claims he was held captive for 17 days, all in an effort to extract his crypto wallet phrase. I mean, who knew that a five-story townhouse could double as a torture chamber? And what’s with the electric chainsaw? Sounds like a scene straight out of a horror movie! 🎬

John Woeltz and William Duplessie, the alleged masterminds behind this twisted tale, have been charged with kidnapping and torturing Carturan. Woeltz, dubbed the “crypto king” of Kentucky (because every king needs a title, right?), and Duplessie, a Swiss national with a penchant for venture capital, are now facing the music. And let’s be honest, it’s not a pleasant tune.

As for the detectives, Cordero, a 20-year veteran, has had his fair share of complaints—four to be exact. Two of those were for abuse of authority, which is just a fancy way of saying he might have taken his job a bit too seriously. And Low? Well, he’s racked up nine complaints, including some rather colorful allegations of excessive force. Sounds like a real winner!

So, as the investigation unfolds and the drama continues, one can’t help but wonder: in a city that never sleeps, how did these officers think they could get away with such a wild ride? Stay tuned, folks! This story is just getting started! 🍿

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2025-05-30 06:15