Unmasking the Swiss Crypto Circus: Riches, Tricks, and a Dash of Madness!
What to know:
- AMCs are like those fancy boxes in the attic—regulated, mysterious, and supposedly safe for the wealthy few.
- The latest spectacle is set to dance on the Swiss Exchange SIX, promising thrills and possibly spills.
In the grand theatre of coin and cloud, Crypto maven 3iQ has proudly unveiled its latest masterpiece—a hedge fund dressed up as an actively managed certificate (AMC). Partnered with the venerable Swiss custodians of financial secrets, Criptonite Asset Management, they declare: “Behold! We are now trading in the enchanted Swiss realm.”
Yes, dear reader, AMCs are the regulated treasure chests where the select few, with pockets deep enough, can dally with active management. This new wondrous product will strut its stuff on the Swiss Exchange SIX, where fortune and folly meet.
This marvel—the 3iQ Criptonite Multi-Factor AMC—is a hedge fund of the modern age, employing the old trick of long and short strategies. It takes advantage of market marches and tumbles, adjusting its robes accordingly, all based on what the oracle’s press release whispers about “dynamic positioning.”
Once upon a time, 3iQ was the darling of Canadian crypto lore—listing a Bitcoin fund on the TSX and even a daring Ether fund, as if to say, “Look, Ma, we’re serious!”
“Talented managers have wandered into the digital enchanted forest,” proclaimed Florian Rais, CEO of Criptonite, with a grin that suggests either wisdom or a wager on the next big crypto fairy tale.
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2025-06-05 12:59