Ray Dalio 
It’s alleged that in May 2023, Nassar, the apparent mastermind, managed to get his grubby hands on several bank accounts belonging to two elderly chaps at two separate banks. He accomplished this dastardly feat using some quite sophisticated techniques, including porting over the phone number of one of the victims 📱. Oh, the cunning blighter!
As of this very moment—alright, perhaps a moment ago—the long position has captivated 55.06% of the trades, while the shorts cower at a mere 44.94%. The long/short ratio is strutting around at a rather confident 1.2252, seemingly with a smug grin on its face. 😏
While everyone else is throwing in the towel on Bitcoin, these ETFs are raking in nearly $390 million in total net inflow as of June 18. Talk about a plot twist! 📈
This peculiar alchemy transforms traditional private credit assets—loans or debt instruments typically issued by non-bank lenders—into digital tokens on a blockchain. Essentially, these tokens represent ownership stakes in underlying credit assets, enabling digital trading and management. It’s like turning a mundane loan into a shiny, tradeable digital gem. 🌟
Now, while the team didn’t specifically point fingers at crypto exchanges, they did mention that crypto-adjacent platforms like Telegram have been thoroughly ransacked. Users are advised to keep their wits about them, avoid cloud storage like the plague, and for heaven’s sake, write down those seed phrases on paper! 📝
The fervor of the market is palpable; one could almost hear whispers of anticipation wafting through the digital ether. Traders, keen-eyed and twitching with excitement, now survey their charts like vigilant hawks, identifying pivotal thresholds that may very well herald WIF’s next grand excursion into the unknown.
But just like that, the party ended, and only a few savvy folks saw the writing on the wall. Fast forward to today, and guess what? We’re at another pivotal moment, and this time, the platform in the spotlight is none other than Telegram. Yes, the messaging app you use to send memes to your friends is about to change the game! 📱
Imagine, if you will, a veritable cornucopia of details: real usernames, passwords, cookies, and metadata, all meticulously organized and primed for the taking by those dastardly hackers. Vilius Petkauskas, the intrepid researcher, assures us that these details are as pristine as a freshly polished apple, most of which have never seen the light of day before. Oh, the joy for hackers, who can now wield these tools with the finesse of a maestro!
Chanos, in his infinite wisdom, is pondering whether the esteemed company known as Strategy is actually deriving its value from its Bitcoin investments or if it’s merely basking in the warm glow of the market premium to the net asset value (or as the cool kids call it, the mNAV premium). It’s a bit like asking if the chicken came before the egg, or if the egg was just a really confused chicken. 🐔🥚
Gonjeshke Darande, or as they prefer to be called, the Predatory Sparrow, is not your average band of cyber hooligans. They are a sophisticated bunch, with a flair for the dramatic and a clear political agenda. Analysts and officials are convinced they have strong ties to Israel—because who else would have the audacity to pull off such a stunt?
